I'm white, 5'6, slim, 145lbs, average attractiveness imho, garbage vision, brown hair (currently short), hazel eyes, no tattoos, no piercings, sparse body hair, kinda fit, introverted, INTJ-T, and "inexperienced". I tend to push people away, but would like to find a special woman to be sensitive, vulnerable, and myself with.

No long distance, no quick hookups. I'm looking for a gentle domme within a few hours' drive from Santa Barbara for a strictly monogamous relationship at your pace. I'm happy to cuddle if you need to take things slow. I'm not pushy, but I'm looking for a lifelong partner. I can exchange SFW pics right away.

I like driving, so I don't mind heading your way every time we meet. Regardless, I'm new to the area, so you could lead me somewhere cool, or we could go somewhere completely new for both of us. Ideally, we'd do something fun, then spend hours talking, possibly snuggled up somewhere cozy, like the back of my car. It could go further than that. It's 100% your call, and there's no rush.

I like animals, alt rock (AM, CWK, FOB, GA, ID, Joywave, Muse, RHCP, The Strokes, TOP), computers, shooting, piano, politics, and cycling. I've done a lot of gaming, so we could do that together any time we're apart. Since I'm the sub, I can be your pocket medic. I like the outdoors, though I don't care to go out when I don't have someone special to experience the world with.

I'm looking for someone in their 20s who's intelligent, affectionate, loyal, and non-dramatic. I have no intrinsic body preferences, but physical health and hygiene mindedness is a must. Someone to work out with would be nice. Tomboys make me say awooga and make my eyes pop out of their sockets. Similar music taste would be awesome. As for politics, if I did vote (which I don't), I'd vote Republican. It wouldn't work with a leftist, because of a certain parenting view that I will never compromise on. Also, I make a lot of absurd jokes, so it's gonna be awkward if you're an uptight person. I'm an atheist, and I'm not looking for anyone who believes strongly in an established religion. It's fine if you feel like there's something bigger than us, in a spiritual sense, but I'm not going to church on Sunday or flipping a coin to determine whether we indoctrinate the kids.

You need to love animals. If there's an uncommon bird nearby, we both need to be interested in it. I will touch any animal. If it might have rabies, I will at least touch it's tail. I can show you a 14 minute video of me talking to a seagull I was holding. It had a broken wing, so it couldn't escape me. Even in the end, the bastard still kept trying to bite me, and succeeded. I drove him to a wildlife sanctuary and gave him to the only other guy who apparently doesn't hate seagulls.

My wardrobe consists mostly of ironic graphic tees, but you can pick out new outfits for me. I'm not a femboy or a cross dresser, but I'll wear anything you put on me regardless. If you need someone to practice makeup on or something, I'm down. I'll go out in public like that, I don't care. They WILL let me keep the cat ears on when I renew my driver's license this time. I could also modify my body in whatever way suits you if we get serious enough. I'd love to complete tasks that would make me a more interesting person, more athletic, a better lover, or in any way more worthy to be yours.

My dream is to own a small house on a lot of land with a bunch of animals, complete with the perfect woman who will never doubt that I love her and am so happy to belong to her. I'll be realistic, but I'd love to have cats, a husky, fish, chickens, ducks, goats, and an adorable jumping spider. I also want a shooting range visible from our bedroom balcony, where we can shoot silenced .22s that won't bother the animals. I'd also like to grow a bunch of stuff.

I want kids. I'd rather adopt, as a moral choice, but I don't want the government up my ass. We could just steal a newborn from someone who doesn't deserve it and say it came out of you.

When cuddling, I like to be pushed around. Just grab me and put me where you want me to make yourself comfortable. In normal life, I want an equal who respects me, but as a people pleaser, I'll go wherever you want to go and do whatever you want to do. I will give you a good time and lots of attention, and I think I can keep you laughing.

All of the love languages make me feel fuzzy. I love personally giving gifts, but only thoughtful ones. Maybe this is the time to say that I think cut flowers and diamond jewelry are stupid. I'm practical. I hate wasteful traditions, like buying expensive wedding rings. Anyway, I love providing acts of service. I love receiving words of affirmation and physical touch. I want to spend as much quality time with you as possible.

My consent is implied, within reason, so once we're serious, you can grab or touch me basically anywhere, whenever you want. I forfeit my own personal space when you're around. You can spontaneously draw on me, pet me in public, hold my hand while I'm driving, grab my arm and pull yourself in when we're sitting next to each other, etc. It makes me feel wanted.

I will never cross the limits you set. Not to sound like a bitch, but I might cry if i think I made you feel uncomfortable. I think I generally succeed at stoicism, and I like to give off a vaguely threatening and unhinged aura, because it's funny, but it would damage me to betray your trust. Unless you consent to being mutually touchy, I will wait on your command for everything, but someday, I would love for our bodies to fully belong to each other, with no sense of shame and with implied consent (still within reason, obviously).

I have an unwavering ability to control myself. I'd love for that to be balanced out by a woman with a crazy high libido, who can push me into the bedroom. Regardless, I believe in setting clear boundaries before we meet. If you tell me beforehand that you don't want our first date to go too far, I'll absolutely turn you down if you're getting *too* touchy. I don't want you to regret your time with me after you wake up. Also, I don't have any STDs, and don't plan on having any to share with whoever ends up being my soulmate, so I'll always use full protection until testing is done.

I'm only on here, rather than a traditional dating app, because it's hard to find dominant women. I'm very self-conscious about coming off as selfish and sex-obsessed simply by being here, but I'm looking for compatibility, so here's the sexy stuff.

Dick stats: 6.5in long, 6in around, uncut, curved, leans left, leaks like a faucet, shaved (pubic hair disgusts me), balls are 25x40mm (measured with calipers)

I'll keep fetishes vague for now, but I will say what I'm not into. My hard limits are anything obviously gross (you know the things), feet, humiliation, degradation, ((severe)) pain, cbt, chastity, cuckoldry, forced bi, findom, literal ageplay, TPE, and polyamory. Please stay away if you're into that stuff. If you tell me, after 10 years of marriage, that you've always wanted to use me as a toilet, I'm leaving with the kids. Still, I want to experiment in any way I haven't mentioned that doesn't make either of us feel unloved or inadequate.

What I'll say about my fetishes is that my main one is service. I want to make you feel better than you ever remember feeling before. I want to give foreplay until you order me to move on, kiss you all over, and completely obsess over fulfilling your desires. I want to make it clear to you that, in these moments, I am yours, I could never be more yours, and I would never dream of being less yours. Cringe.

I'm a total service-oriented sub, but if you want to spoil me, I can't refuse. Maybe I could dom if you order me to take control, but it feels natural to be womanhandled. The end goal is to always do whatever you say in order to give you all the pleasure you deserve. I can beg for reciprocation, or shut up and enjoy my role, whichever you prefer. I love earning my own pleasure. I'd be disappointed in myself if my service wasn't good enough to warrant nurturing and spoiling in return. I'll do whatever you ask or command, so I'll know I was rewarded for being such a good boy.

I don't want to come off as a pushover. I won't date someone who doesn't respect me, but for now, I'm happy with any form of experience. If you're comfortable with letting me give you an orgasm, or five, but you're not comfortable with giving me one, that's ok. You don't need to feel guilty, as long as we can still cuddle afterwards. Please just don't lead me on. I always assume that my presence is unwanted, so I want to find someone who can finally convince me that they like having me around

I don't see myself as a fetishist. If a woman is submissive, that's "normal", but if a guy is, that's "not appropriate work talk". I'm just trying to find someone who's compatible. Our date can be totally platonic. I expect nothing from you, I just want to have a good time. I welcome whatever fun activities you have in mind, like going back to your place and petting all of your dogs (please).