Dirty old pervert 24/7. Sadistic and somewhat misogynistic at times. Politically, I am a Right leaning Moderate. Built like Santa but I can play like Satan.

Getting back into the game after almost 20 years. Ex wife wasn't into it so I tried to be a good, vanilla husband. It didn't work. After 10 LONG YEARS of forced celibacy, I am looking for someone to create a new dynamic with. Either a regular play partner or possibly a 24/7 relationship eventually.

I'm into almost anything except for scat, gore and other men. I am also not into anything where someone gets seriously injured or scarred. Even though I have a lot of kinks with few limitations, I can still be respectful of the other person's limits. Broken toys are no fun. Neither is broken trust.

Unlike a lot of men, I will not claim to be blessed with an overly large porno cock between my legs. I am absolutely average or just slightly above in that department. (Depends on the day and how turned on I am.) If that doesn't suit you, I have ways of compensating for that. Toys, fists and from what I am told, a very talented tongue. We can use whatever you want, depending on how adventurous you are. If that still isn't your jam, well.... nice talking to ya.

ABSOLUTELY NO HARD DRUGS! I don't need that drama in my life. If you need that shit to enjoy sex or life in general, you're not someone I want to be around. 420 is cool but never before a scene. Durring aftercare is fine. Actually.... it's excellent for aftercare.

One last note: I am in the Southeastern region of Iowa. The internet has left me rather bitter where long distance, online relationships are concerned. That being said, if it takes over a couple of hours for me to get there (or for you to get here), I'm not interested. I might be a little giving on this but not by much. It would have to be for someone I find truly exceptional.

If you've read this far and you're still interested in talking, meeting or whatever else, drop me a message or just reply here. If you do message, all I ask is for you to make it something more than just, "hi." Tell me about you and be a little creative.