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33 [M4F] #Birmingham, UK. Kinky Boyfriend for grabs, decent model, low milage.
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BoringHoneyBadger is a male age 33 looking for a female in Birmingham, AL
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Welcome! Please read carefully through the ad and keep in mind that this model only ships within UK.

Year of make: 1990

Model: Caucasian

Country of origin: Poland

This model is one of the last made in Eastern Bloc, but with a low mileage it's a steal! It comes with various features and options as it's one of the very fewĀ SwitchĀ models, therefore it can cater to your every need, PRIMARILY in a subtle and quiet,Ā SubĀ MODE or occasionally roar and pin you into the seat (or mattress) in a dynamic but gentleĀ DomĀ mode. With a small single exhaust in the back and moderate shaft in the front, you can be sure that the ride will always be fun, whether you like to ride hard or cruise gently through the night.

But that's not all!

Its romantic nature of cold Soviet winters will keep you on your toes as you will surely get showered with amazing gestures and gifts! Also with the right settings, you will receive personalized memes, cute pet pictures and morning messages!

But hang on.

AdvertisementĀ Are you trying to lose those extra calories? Hop on top and try CowGirl Core Blaster 3000, that is by far the best way to strengthen your core, you place your hands down on its chest to support yourself, and you bounce and you slide, and you grind and you ride. It strengthens your entire core. Your back core, your arm coreā€¦. The Marine Corps actually uses that technique! We think that's how they got the ā€œcoreā€Ā End of advertisement

Covid is long gone and inflation supposedly down, then why is everything so damn expensive? Not to mention bankrupt Birmingham City Council!

So Don't leave yourself exposed to potential debt! Turn down your thermostat and unplug your magic wand, save your energy! Instead use a stern command or sweet complement to get yourself off and keep yourself toasty, as you curl up, cuddle and watch movies or use its tongue to cool yourself off on those hot summer days.
While its soft lips and warm mouth will send shivers down your body with neck kisses, make you giggle as it suckles on your toes, help you reach climax under the covers and even clean you up afterwards! And if you've got enough of its dirty jokes or complaining coming out of its mouth, simply sit on it!

Unlike the Bank of England, we will not raise interests, only peak yours, instead!

At a staggering height of 191cm (6'3) it will sure be a great fit, even for the taller ladies! However if you happen to be short and sweet, and prefer your man to be towering over you then you're in for a treat! Although we are recommending a Gentle Mommy/Domme (with occasional cruel/sadistic streak) that has a higher sex drive, dirty mind to fit in perfectly. Its ā€˜people pleasingā€™ and obedient nature makes it very easy to use and with right trigger words, very easy to control!

Considering its size, the maintenance cost is actually pretty low, runs best on fried chicken, pizza and praise. But if you look after it with care and love like you do with your smartphone, it will surely last ages and make you happy! However, remember to massage and regularly empty the tanks right under the shaft, as they may get backed up and it will result in cranky mood, slow start and system malfunction.

Still hesitant? This model will give you what we call ā€˜Golden Retrieverā€™ experience, as it will always be happy to see you, will bark on command and is well behaved. It will even sniff and lick everything!

Do you want to get back home to a dog-like obedient boy, that's waiting naked, on his knees, ready to greet you, take off your shoes and kiss/massage your feet?

Then do not wait, DM now!

Full service history available, 2 keys, 1 previous owner, next service Feb 2025, spare parts included.

Don't hesitate, book your test ride today! No experience or license needed! Each and any type of test ride comes with a large pizza and a massage! Terms and conditions apply.

If you're interested, use promo code BF24 and please tell me something about yourself, and not just 'hi'. Thank you.

Also use the code MGS, if you caught the show reference.

To make it clear, I'm in UK, and I'm only interested in a in-person, monogamous relationship, not online. Also can't believe I have to state this, but I'm NOT interested in men.....

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