DONT just say "hey" like some alien/robot/idiot. Be original or don't bother me

Hiya!! I will reveal my name if we get to talking and there's some chemistry there. I'm recently 29 and heavily in denial about it😆. I'm from London, England.

Side note: I'm open to having an online femdom relationship but you need to be within the gmt timezone or have an abnormal sleep schedule.

I had another account that had to be deleted, so if this ad looks familiar, that's probably why

Brief description of me: 170.6lbs, Solid, Light brown eyes, fair skin, well groomed, well educated, mentally okay, great career, as someone once put it "I don't need any spoons to talk to you", if you know, you know🤷‍♂️. There's some pictures on my profile and a link to my Fet account.

In my normal life, I've been told I present myself as a dominant person (albeit unintentionally), I have a well groomed beard (which I will never be getting rid of so you have to be okay with this), I go to the gym semi regularly, yeah let's go with semi regularly, and I'm a biker, I love to take my bike to the forest or a bike park for the day and get caked in mud and I "clean up well" and have a great ass, apparently. Past this, I'm an IT professional working in Cyber Security, I have an INTP personality and love all things technical, engineering or mechanically complex. I have a fascination with space and was captivated by it from a very young age Thanks to my Grandad.

I throughly enjoy playing videos in my down time, favouring RPGs, mmorpgs and strategy gamez over action games, games such as Diablo 4, BG3, Fable, Runescape are among some of my favourites, while still enjoying games like Borderlands, Overwatch, Rust and recently Helldivers 2 and Space Engineers too (I play with friends and we recently crash landed on mars after pissing off an scout drone and now were stranded😭😂).

I love movies, especially Horror movies! My Favourite most recently was Evil Dead Rise, just not good enough to get onto my scared list of top movies 😉 (Intersteller is my top 1. What do you expect? I'm a nerd with a fascination for space 😆)

This all, so far, makes me sound like someone who's at home almost constantly and I won't lie, that is somewhat true, but when you live in England, with a bipolar weather system, what is there to really do? On the rare occasion a sacrifice is made for good weather, you'll usually find me cycling around the city, getting lost, listening and dancing along to some music, I go to the gym to work out what cycling doesn't but I'm not particularly bothered about getting "ripped" or want abs you can wash clothes on like it was the 1700's. I really love things like comedy clubs, long walks through a forest, beaches or wildlife reserves, long drives at night, music(I literally listen to everything, from Jazz to Slipknot), concerts & small indie venues.

I really enjoy cooking and baking and it's one of my love languages sometimes, I've been cooking for as long as I can remember and I find it quite therapeutic. According to my friends, I've gotten very good over the years, but I honestly think they're full of it and are just being nice 🤣. Maybe you can be the judge? My favourite thing to bake is a Apple, Pear and honey turnover, I purposely only make enough for 4 because I will eat them until I'm sick 🤭

I feel like this is going to start needing a contents page and chapters soon so I'll try to wrap this up. On to da spicy stuff 😊

I've been involved with BDSM for well over a decade now and have not long returned from a hiatus due to a personal matter, I consider myself to be a sub leaning switch whos submissive side is someone who's happiness and contentment comes from being sexually used for their dominants pleasure. I am NOT a brat and I'm a very good and obedient boy but sometimes, just sometimes, when the stars align and Jesus walks the earth again, I can be a smidge bit cheeky

I'm into a wide variety of kinks and I don't expect you to match them 1000%, every good relationship should bring something new, some spice to add to the mix but my general kinks are: Light Degradation, Watersports/bathroom Control, Edging, Denial, Pussy/Ass Eating, Cum Play, Anal Play, JOI, Face Sitting, Service, Toys, Public Play. I haven't listed everything here. A good act never reveals all too soon 😉

So, with all that being said, what am I looking for?

A femdom relationship, obviously right? But I guess it's more than that, someone to wake me up by sitting on my face, someone who will fuck me and use me like a 2 bit whore but also someone who will keep my best interests and safety at heart, someone who enjoys cuddles, kisses, cute days out and general love. I like the gentle side of femdom but also the rough side.

I don't want to get too overly sexual in this post so I've tried to keep it to as little sex stuff as possible. I want you to know me as a person before a sex toy.

I'm genuinely beginning to doubt people actually read posts all the way through so, if you've made it this far, congratulations, your Blue Peter Badge is in the post but in your opening message, please give me one or 2 movies to checkout, a music artist you think i should listen to, or 2 truths and a lie. (I will heavily judge you on your choice for movie but I listen to anything with a good beat and rhythm 🤭)

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk, keychains available on your way out.