I am beyond tired of traditional dating. I’ve been trying to date again for a good few months now and it is, in a word, miserable. Dozens of dates and not a single spark between all of them put together. Dozens who want nothing more than for me to say “Will you be my partner?” but not a single one amongst them deserving of it.

What is it I want, exactly? A submissive who knows how good they have it and appreciates that fact. I’m tired of brushing aside my pride and pretending I am anything other than an excellent domme and an even more excellent partner.

My pleasures in life are simple. What I want out of our short time on planet earth is a cutie at my side or in my lap, cuddled up together on the couch, playing something together, watching something together, reading, doing our own things, whatever, and for said cutie to have nice lips to plant kisses on whenever I want and some boobs to play with as I please. Big, small, I don’t care. Gender? Also don’t care. If you’re cute and have any kind of boobs, I couldn’t care less what else you have going on, other than a good attitude and an appreciation for how good you have it.

How good would you have it? Well, some basics I suppose. I’m a femme leaning enby who prefers either feminine or neutral terms. I was AMAB so if that bothers you then you’re welcome to keep moving, but I’m far from my roots on that one, suffice it to say. I’ve been some form of dominant for closing in on 10 years at this point and I’m damn good at what I do. If you’re worth it, and that is a big if, you will receive love and validation as you have never known. You will also get the privilege of being called “mine”. Over the course of my life, eight people have earned that right, and eight people have ended up losing that right. I don’t demand perfection, but I do demand your very best, and if you can’t give that, you need not waste either of our times.

I suppose another thing we should discuss is kinks. You’ll find very few that I’m opposed to, save for bodily wastes. You’ll also find many, many that I’m into, including a few that would certainly be considered on the more extreme end, if that interests you. My preferred dynamics are that of CG/l or Owner/pet but I can work with just about anything your little heart desires, whether you’d prefer to be treated with love 24/7, harshness 24/7, or any conceivable blend of the two. I’m capable of hurting you if wanted, I’m capable of protecting you from all harm if wanted. You will find no more versatile a domme, and none more adept at rewarding good girls, good pets, and good playthings.

One last thing you should know is that I do not share. Under any circumstances. Current, active sex workers, I respect you, I’m proud of you, get the bag, but you aren’t for me. Poly people, either closed or open, who just want to play around with multiple partners because one simply isn’t good enough, look elsewhere.

With all that being said, if this has piqued your interest and you find yourself ready to enter the proverbial lion’s den and try your luck, my messages are open. Just be sure to include an offering or cat emoji of some kind so that the Lioness knows you read her message before rudely barging into her den.