Since my terribly verbose previous ads found little response, today I shall return with a short one, even providing an initial idea!

Which is as follows:

You see, I'm suffering from anxiety, mostly the social variation. Normal therapy is great and all, but a bit boring, isn't it? Hence, a kinky variant is required! Therefor, my dear reader, I am now looking for a therapist, if you will! Who happens to be kinky and... probably happens to not actually be a therapist, lol. Your job would be to slowly up the exposure-ante over time, whereas my job is to, well, follow those very orders. I know, it's outright genius! Surely, nobody ever thought of that!

In practice, that may mean that we start real tame, you ask for a picture of my arm here, a single word voice message there - you get the idea. And, over time, perhaps you end up asking for a live show edging session with 50 ruined orgasms because that's how you tick or whatever, I don't freaking know :P

The exact details are, of course, ultimately up to you, though I can certainly provide some ideas and other input, if your creative juices are a tad dry.

Yup, that's pretty much it, because if I don't stop, we'll end up with another novel of an ad. But I already have one of those, so go read that one if you want to know all of the things. Lastly, I should note that this is just an idea, and if you happen to now stalk my history and find my previous post intriguing, oh no whatever will I do if you message me about it oh the humanity oh noes. Hm? Right! One last disappointment before you can go: I'm afraid said exposure may be a lot less sexy on your end, because I'm not necessarily the most attractive dude ever. Decent voice though, I dare claim. That's all, read the other absurd ad if you need to know more :)

Yup. Only 1800 characters, freaking record, take that, Reddit! Yea, I cheated, but shut up, let me have my moment. After that, message me and stuff. If you chat me, prepare to be ignored as I will not notice :) We can switch to some kind of chat pretty quickly, if you prefer, but please start with a message. Otherwise, I will simply assume you're a bot.