Fun fact, despite the chorus, that song is actually about someone who deeply loves their friend but just as a friend, and wants them to understand they don't actually want to date. They're basically saying "I will do literally everything for you and I want the same from you, but not romantically."

In other "Songs whose lyrics you might not have noticed", "Lovefool" is actually about a pathetically co dependent girl who doesn't even need the guy to love her, she just wants him to pretend and she'll literally let him treat her like shit ("Love me love me/ Say that you love me/ Leave me leave me/ Just say that you need me/I can't care 'bout anything but you"); and "Nookie" SOUNDS like it's a guy bragging about getting girls and being awesome, but it's actually about a massive Simp who's saying "Whatever, I don't regret chasing a girl who clearly wasn't into me, cause I did it all for the Nookie!".

For such an aggressive sounding song, it's actually pretty nakedly pathetic. Should only be sung by a 16 year old guy on the verge of tears to his friends, about how he's totally over Jenny, even though he thought they were going somewhere cause she laughed so hard at one of his jokes she choked on her Mango LaCroix, but it's cool, he's over it.

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What was this post about again? Oh, right, kink.

I've been doing this for a while, and I'd say I'm fairly good at it. Unpretentious, not going to open with "submit for me bitch haha", will almost certainly make you laugh and just wants you to have a good one.

I'm a Service Dom, your pleasure is my pleasure. Tell me your kinks and, assuming they don't go against my limits, I'll be happy to incorporate them with mine or take out some of mine that you might not like. With that said, I need us to share at least a few kinks, otherwise this will not work at all, for either of us.

Now, before we get to the heavy BDSM/ Sexy stuff, I have an audio I'd like you to listen to. It showcases my voice (which is a bit of an asset I got going for me) and just the general vibe you can expect. If you like what you hear, read on, Macduff.

I will say that, in terms of stuff I can't go without, I'm going to need voice chat and, eventually, video chat or pictures/ videos. I know that'll push a lot of you, entirely fair, but I've been doing this long enough to know what I want.

I can't do text and voice only is good for a while, but I'll eventually want a bit more. That's a fair warning.

Also, only women between 23 and 37. I can smudge a little bit more on other side (so 22 or 38, I ain't got a problem), but I can't be getting involved with 19 year olds or women who are just a bit too close to my mother's age.

In terms of Kinks (that are all things I want to do to you): Gooning (by showing you a lot of porn and giving lots of encouragement in your ear), Orgasm Control/ Denial, Degradation, Edging, Overstimulation, Praise, Body Writing, Ahegao, Mutual Masturbation and Gooning Encouragement. Ideally, for us to line up perfectly, you would love edging and gooning, and want to be fed porn to lose yourself in, but if some of these don't appeal to you, tell me, and I can easily let them go.

In terms of Limits: Ageplay (though I do like being called Daddy), extreme violence, blood, toilet stuff

My time zone is the same as the U.K.'s, so if you feel that's not gonna work well with you, you are forewarned.

Anything else? Oh yeah, I love Big Tits more than life itself. Can't explain it, just something about them is aesthetically pleasing, like the ancient statue of a Greek Goddess. There is no letter of the alphabet I do not enjoy when it comes to cup sizes, let's put it like that. Also, I tend to prefer women who are a bit chubbier. None of these are deal breakers though, feel free to message as long as you're not on the extremes (AKA anorexic or morbidly obese).

I'm posting this late at night (turns out most of the world is looking for sex while my country sleeps), but I'll answer when I wake up.

That's it from me. I hope to hear from you and that we can find a way to have a good time.