Hello!

I thought some FAQs might be a better approach then the usual ad. I have edited this and I think this had been getting longer because people can’t read 😭

The ultimate question! What do I tell my mum about you?

My friends call me a ray of sunshine because I tend to be optimistic about everything which may drive you nuts. So my optimism had brought me here that I might meet Mr Right. But, life’s too short to be pessimistic!

I’m an ambitious, logical and kind hearted person who believes that it’s important to be in a long term stable relationship with someone who is of a similar mindset. I have a stable job (with antisocial hours) and go to the gym four times per week. But I love to have fun too and want someone who wants to enjoy life not just survive.

If you’re looking for something casual/ online only/ FWB or just wanting some attention that your mum didn’t give you as a child, then do the decent thing and don’t get in touch!

How tall are you?

I’m shorter than the UK average female, drive a tiny car and have love being picked up by big strapping men.

How much do you weigh?

That’s a bit rude… I wear a UK size 10 and have an hourglass figure.

What colour are your eyes? Skin? Hair?

I don’t think this was clear before. I’m a black girl!

So, brown to all of the above. Mocha is the nearest shade.

What are your dealbreakers?

Massive age gaps: I’m not super keen on anyone <25 or >37.

Habits: If you smoke (legal or otherwise) or don’t drive because it’ll just suck for both of us when we go on road trips!

Kids: I’d like a family someday so if you’re child free we won’t be compatible.

Location: You’ve got to be based in London/ Surrey/ Kent (or have a sudden urge to relocate…). I have a job that’s terribly difficult to relocate and I’m too clingy for long distance :P

Racists….

What do I tell my kinky friends about you?

I’m a fluid combination between lover girl and service submissive. Flowers, dancing under the moonlight and truffles must be offset by bondage, orgasm control and spankings. Ultimately, I want to practice safe kink with the one man that knows me inside out. In return, I want to make you feel like the luckiest Dom alive, both in and outside my body.

What are your kinks?

I feel like this should be an organic question asked over dinner. But I’ve mentioned the three key above and the rest you’ll have to find out.

What are your turn offs? (kink wise)

I’m very open to most kinks aside from blood, watersports, scat, DDLG, raceplay and knife play. I don’t do well with facial hoods, latex or anal sex (plugs are okay). Most importantly I’m not a switch. Sorry!

I want to jerk off to nudes and videos of you. Should I get in touch?

Please don’t. I’d like some semblance of a relationship not a quick fuck. I won’t be sending any NSFW pics until after a proper relationship has been established.

PS: There are tons of amazing content creators here and elsewhere. Stop being cheap and pay for their services.

I want to jerk off to SFW pics of you. There’s no point in talking if I’m not attracted to you?!?!

That’s not a question…. But, I get it. We need chemistry physically to warrant seeing where it goes. I’ll send pics when I feel like I’m comfortable but not any sooner.

I have a girlfriend. Can I message?

Unless you’re asking for tips on romantic trips to take her to, go away. I’m not poly or into cheating.

I’m looking for something online only. Can you accommodate this?

Life’s too short to be careful. If we do click I’d like to meet ASAP in a public setting☺️

What’s the goal here?

I want us be known as the it couple who are so emotionally mature and both look hot together (Dad bods welcome- but I love a man who sweats at the gym or after a run). Then go home to be a Dom with his wonderfully trained submissive. Then someday I want to have your babies.

You seem so sarcastic and not particularly submissive. What gives?

Respect and politeness is a given to everyone unless you treat me like wank material. Submission is earnt and given freely to the right person.

My sarcasm comes out particularly with dull men. I enjoy conversation not painful small talk about what my favourite pizza topping is or if I deep throat.

What makes you so special?

Nothing in particular. My V’s amazing… Ultimately, I’m a feminist through and through. There are tons of amazing female submissive ones out there. I like to think I’m one of them looking for someone equally as invested ☺️

Are you taking to anyone currently?

Online- Yes. Conversation is tricky to sustain online and people get bored or don’t move beyond texting. But, I think until you’ve had a date in person it’s reasonable to be floating around. I will not waste anyone’s time and I hope you’ll give me the courtesy back if in conversation with other submissives/ potential romantic partners.

If you’re still interested after all my waffle, please reply with three FAQ questions of your own. Plus, let me know what your ideal Sunday looks like?