Hey did you know that seagulls live by the sea because if they lived by the bay, they'd be bay-gulls? :)

I'm just a robot boy trying to learn how to human. To shed the metaphor - I'm autistic and don't go out much so while I do my best to fit in; it also feels in a lot of ways like I'm an alien learning how to properly operate my meat mech around people in a way that won't get me discovered by the other humans (or piss them off).

Disabled from working the pandemic front lines (Traumatic Brain Injury - severely affects my short term memory, some speech, focus, attention, emotions, and fatigue), so I've got all the time in the world to travel, don't need help or a care-giver of any sort; I'm willing to put in a few miles for the right lady. In many online games I've played I've seen couples cross oceans to be with one another, fight with governments over visas and immigration, deal with the long distance and never being able to see one another -- who am I to deny someone who is only a couple hours drive away if there's a chance at true love? In fact, my last relationship required getting a passport and taking a 9 hour train ride!

I'm very 420 friendly, a complete movie fanatic, into space stuff (and I'm thinking of even getting deeper into it and buying myself a telescope to stargaze!) , the occasional hike or concert (when there's something nearby at any rate), and playing fetch with my cat.

My main hobby is gaming. Being disabled that's only become a greater interest. So I'm looking for someone who at least somewhat shares that with me. If you're gonna roll your eyes at me every time I come to you sobbing about how much a game destroyed me emotionally then this isn't gonna work hahaha

I've been playing Final Fantasy XIV for 10 years, but I'm into a bit of everything from Stardew Valley to Dark Souls to No Man's Sky to Rocket League; I absolutely wanna know what you've been playing lately and if we can play it together! Looking to find my player 2, or hey, you can be player 1 and I'll be player 2? As long as we're playin' together!

This is me, This is also me! And here's one to grow on!

If you could include a photo of yourself in your message that'd be cool, but if you don't; I get it. Dating's fuckin' weird these days man.

As for what I'm looking for: A gentle Pleasure Domme for a long-term monogamous relationship (how gentle is definitely up for discussion!). (Potentially) TPE, being completely owned by you (every part of me), light pet play (I really like being called a Good Boy!), giving me tasks throughout the day (sexual or otherwise), letting me serve you in any way you ask (sexually or otherwise), light chastity, bondage, orgasm control, light feminization, and I might be interested in exploring anal play with the right partner. Happy to serve you all day long if you're the right fit!

Huge huge plusses - heavily tattooed and women/nb folks with piercings go straight to the top (no pun intended. Or was it?) and are huge for me, and being childfree (or with adult children)

Really not into: Degradation or humiliation, scat, water sports, cuckolding, a poly relationship, any form of extreme pain play

Totally cool with afab Nonbinary folks as well, so don't be afraid to message me also!