What we're looking for exactly is hard to describe. You ever meet someone new and a friend asks you what you like about them and you can't put your finger on it? That's what we're looking for. Sure, it'd be nice if we share similar interests and hobbies, but ultimately it's how we make each other feel that's the important part. The feeling of waking up every morning excited to talk to this new person every day. Feeling giddy every time you see their name pop up on your phone. NRE up the WAZOO! There are a few traits you should ideally have if we're going to work well together: a lover of games, food, and spending time at home with your partner(s). Mutual attraction, submissive, and child free are pretty important, too. A great sense of humour is a must! We spend a lot of our time laughing at each other's jokes (and our own) and being able to laugh at anything and everything is important. Really, being a bunch of friends and lovers who are able to hang out and play video games together who also fuck is the goal.

About myself (the lady): I am hoping to find someone who is just as excited about me as I am excited about them. Matching someone's energy is crucial - if you're excited to talk to me, I'm excited to talk to you :3 I want us to be those losers with the matching anime pfps who uwus to each other. Let us be the physical embodiment of creepyasterisks but it's acceptable because we're attractive. To me, being able to make someone laugh is one of the most important parts in any relationship, romantic or otherwise. If we can make each other laugh over text on a regular basis, that's when you know you have something special. Humour is VERY important to me. I want to be getting weird looks from nearby onlookers as I laugh not so silently to myself over some dumb joke the two of us share. Video games are my primary interest and we will likely get along if you are similar! Other interests include skincare/nail polish/makeup, body modification (I love fine body jewelry and tattoos), laughing at my own jokes, trashy TV (Love is Blind and just about any dating show on Netflix are my guilty pleasures!), and great food. Tell me about your latest D&D character and give me your best character voice.

I will link my husband's post as well so you can get a feel for his personality in lieu of his "about me" section. I will never be as hilarious as this man :') I may be biased, but he is the most incredible person and amazing partner I have ever met. And he can fuck.

Here is a picture of the two of us!. There are also some older pics on his post and my post history. Also, me being the hot alt girl I always wanted to be.

While our posts have very different tones, we are ultimately looking for the same thing - another person to love and enjoy life with. We consider ourselves homebodies and spend the majority of our time playing video games, watching various TV shows and movies, and just enjoying each other's company. There's no such thing as awkward silences between us - we're very comfortable doing our own thing without constant chatter back and forth. As I said before, we are homebodies - while we do enjoy going out from time to time, our vision of quality time involves takeout or a homecooked meal eaten in the comfort of our own home with our two babycats and a good movie or video game. We are also very financially stable and enjoy splurging (aka spending $50) on things that make us happy.

On the friendship side, we are looking for someone who shares similar interests - namely video games. We spend the majority of our time at home playing games on either our computers or while cuddled up on the couch and there are so many games that would be better with a third person. Our game of choice is currently League of Legends, but we have a long history of playing WoW, Diablo, Path of Exile, and a handful of other ARPGs/RPGs. We have a pretty expansive library and are down to play just about anything! Between our Steam library and our consoles, we have enough games to play to last at least 2 lifetimes. Sexually, we are looking for someone who is into threesomes/group play. One on one stuff is neat (and important for sustaining individual relationships) but ideally we want someone who is interested in threesomes/voyeurism/exhibitionism. I am generally more of a sub/little but I LOVE going down on women. Hope you don't mind all my stuffed animals sizing you up when we're fucking. My husband is a sadist Dom and is arguably an amazing D-type (I might be biased, though). He is by far the kinkier one of the two of us so if you frequent BDSMcommunity, we got you covered. That said, every day doesn't need to be an all out kinkfest. We are drug and disease free and will provide recent STI screening results (and would like you to do the same!).

Communication and honesty are paramount to us and we value both highly in our relationships - I'm not about the whole "I'm gonna tell my partner I'm fine but I'm not really fine and I want them to ask about it" bullshit. If you're feeling some kind of way, let's talk about it like adults. No one's perfect and some conversations can be difficult, so if we need some kind of key word or phrase to alert the other we need to have A Conversation^TM , let's do that.

Ideally this would be something long term. Please be local - we have both tried LDRs and they are exhausting and not for us. Spending time together IRL is important! Men and couples need not message me as we are only looking for another woman. Looking forward to hearing from you! :)