Guess who's back, back again!

It's ya girl, DeliciousDeviant, unleashing my awesome self on the world that is not only kink, but also online dating, because I like playing life on hard mode.

Disclaimer; The clever ones among you will probably go have a look at my profile and see that i've been looking for a while. I promise I don't look like Quasimodo! But, after taking some advice into account, I have modified my post to, hopefully, be more efficient in finding the right person.

About me.

• I am 31
• I am a cigendered woman and identify as such.
• I am a mother, I have multiple, real human children that I spend time with and love a lot. Their excistance is bound to interfere in one way or another sometimes. I do not care if you already have children, but I am both unable and unwilling to have any more.
• I am hilarious.
• I am loyal, kind, caring and protective.
• I am very, very creative and handy. I can draw you stuff and fix your car.
• Did I mention i'm hilarious?
• I am European, I was born here and I live here. I do travel often and as we're bound to be long distance at least part-time, I do not care about your location. Despite that, my aim is to take this dynamic into the real world eventually.
• As this is a common question; I have been active in the BDSM-world for roughly 9 years. I discovered my love for all things kinky bit by bit, slowly exploring and experimenting. I, however, do not care about your seniority, experience or amount of partners.
• Here is where I used to say I am moderately attractive. Some have told me that I am well over ''moderately'', some have told me I am nowhere near attractive. So uh, I have a face and all of my limbs.

I was told that nowhere in my previous post I elaborated on what I had to offer, and that's fair enough! So, in stead of shortening an already way too long post, i'm adding to it. Less is more, who is she?

What do I have to offer?

• I am caring, I will take care of the people I love and do so in a manner that makes sure you feel valued, taken care of and loved. I firmly believe in offering what you ask for. I will protect you, have your back and make sure nothing gets in the way of what you are trying to achieve.
• I am incredibly honest. Not in a brutal or unkind way, but I will never leave you wondering if i've been completely straight forward.
• I don't play games. I communicate well, handle critique with grace and will take into account what you have to say. Your opinion matters. I also do not expect mindreading, my words can be taking at facevalue and when I tell you i'm fine, I am actually fine. I do expect the same.
• I am ambitious and will support you in yours.
• My sexual prowess is, in someone elses words, admirable and impressive.
• I am handy! I can build/fix almosts anything. If I can't, i'll figure it out.
• I do not care about where you're from, what you do for a living or if you find yourself in a ''less attractive'' point in your life. As long as you're good to me, the rest of your circumstances is something we can tackle together, should that be necessary.
• While I don't like treating this as an accomplishment as it is basic adultihng, but I have my shit together and am fully independant.

About you:

• You are anywhere between 30-50 years old.
• While I don't care about distance, but I do care about communication, so you're fluent in either English, German, French or Dutch.
• You are able to see an appreciate the dualtiy of me (explanation below)
• Appearance isn't al that important, but attraction is. I have a weak spot for beards. Gotta love a good beard.
• You are able to hold a conversation and have passions in life.
• You are not easily intimidated.
• Your main lovelanguage is qualitytime.
• You, like me, wildly prefer voicechatting over texting.

What am I looking for?

• A dynamic and/or relationship. I am looking for someone to become a constant in my life in dom-sub setting, potentially a romantical one.

Now, what are some keypoints to my dream-dynamic?

• I am looking for the kind of dynamic that is limited to a sexual setting. That means that the dom-sub dynamic goes away when the horny does and we go back to being equal partners with equal input. That roughly translates to one of my pet-peeves with terms like ''guidance'', ''training'', ''shaping'' or another variant of feeling like having to ''help'' my daily life in any manner.
• While I do demand romantic exclusivity, sexual freedom is appreciated. I would like a dynamic where we are both free to sleep with other people, but I have been completely happy in a completely monogamous relationship and am obviously happy to do so again for the right person.

My kink:

• Orgasm control.
• Orgasm torture.
• Mild bondage.
• Mild impact play.
• Rough play.
• Non-permanent marking.
• Breeding.
• Anal.
• Threesomes/groupsex/gangbangs/orgies.
• Voyeurism.
• Exhibistionism.
• Auralism.
• Public sex.
• Free use.
• ...

Interested?

Fantastic! Here are some things you need to know. It's the last list, I promise!

• I find it VERY important you take some time and effort into introducing yourself. If you can't be bothered now, how can I know you'll be bothered later. Please introduce yourself. While I have attempted to respond to everyone in the past, from now on i'll have to ignore those who put in no effort, as i'm decently certain actual good potential matches have gotten lost in my attempts to respond to everyone. If you have had less than favorable experiences with writing out long messages and getting either no or a negative response in return, I am very sorry, but that shouldn't take away from how you approach other people.
• You have to be single and not in any kind of dynamic. Not even a little bit, not when it's only on wednesday. I would like to start a potential dynamic/relationship with a clean slate. This isn't something I am willing to compromise on.
• While I am obviously all for fun and flirting, you have to be able and willing to actually hold a conversation and build the dynamic/relationship we both want.
• Seriously, introduce yourself. It's important.

Alright, if you're interested send me a chatrequest. Talk to you soon!