Take me out, wine and dine me like pretty princess, engage in witty, stimulating conversation, where you delight in my bratty teasing... knowing you will get to punish every sassy comeback later in the night, when you take me back to your place or a hotel, and treat me like a slut.

My sluttiness and submissiveness increase in direct proportion to how safe and seen I feel around you in a non-sexual way. So high emotional intelligence, generosity of spirit, mutual respect, a moral compass and a healthy sense of humour will serve you well.

Strong chemistry and good character are a must. I require online chatting, and at least one in person, non sexual meet up to give us both a chance to assess the vibe. Then if we're a good fit, let the cycle of dining and destroying commence. I'm educated, playful and well travelled, I love reading, exploring cuisines, nature and hiking, all animals, art, history, Gin, yoga & pilates and spa days.

To reiterate, I am a lady who likes 'em big. If you're particularly gifted, I might struggle a little at first... but that's all part of the fun, right? I'm looking for an ongoing, fairly local or willing to travel regularly, FWB. I can host, and can occasionally travel around Yorkshire, very occasionally to London. If you are unwilling to trade SFW face pics (after a bit of a chat), are online exclusively, or prefer ONS, no shade, but keep scrolling, this post is not for you.

This post is for you if you are a gentleman in public, and a firm but fair brat tamer in the bedroom. I am submissive, and enjoy praise, edging, orgasm control/denial, giving and recieving messy, toe curling oral, light spanking (not just on my tush), size difference and having the tensile strength of my hair tested.

My limits: Heavy impact, bad manners, poor hygiene, toilets, scat, gore, choking/breathplay, Tories, STD test refusers, bareback, swallowing, raceplay.

My physical preferences: 7' minimum, tall, strong and broad chiseled gymbod, 28-40, any ethnicity.

My physical appearance: I'm 5'3, have an athletic hourglass figure, rich brown skin, dark brown eyes, waist long hair, and wear a septum ring, DDF.

If your character, endowment and appearance fit this post, you are very welcome to slide into my DM's, with a civilised, meaty, engaging introduction. Expect "hi", "u good", "I fit the bill" and otherwise lackluster and flaccid introductions and blank/throwaway profiles to be ignored. I will also report 🍆 pictures.