I am just north of Winnipeg and can host / get a hotel / fly to vegas / whatever. I like to laugh, have adventures, and experience life!

I have few limits other than crimes against humanity and thhink we should try just about everything -- twice! I've read enough books to know that saftey scissors should be close at hand, but am careful enough to have never needed to use them!

What am I looking for?

I'm so glad you asked. I'd love to find something that could become a long term thing; but I'm not looking to force or rush anything. I'd love to hit a grand slam; but understand that hitting singles gets you the win! Living in the frozen north I'm not sure why I chose the baseball analagy instead of hockey, but I'm going to stick with it!

I'm young enough to have a zest for life; and old enough to realize that everything has a season.

That's cool, but what am I like?

Charming? Definitely. Handsome? - probably. Fun? certainly. I try to be silly and carefree until I have to be serious! I'm a collector of electronics and toys, both in the garage and in the office. If it makes noise, thumps, buzzes, clanks or vibrates - I'm interested in it! If you can't stand hockey; you should probably have headphones. My two prized possessions are my motorcycle and my roomba. (I wish I could include you here Braava, but you have one job to do... and you just don't do it well it enough!).

I believe strongly in controlling what we can control; and not worrying about the rest. I'm happy to take 10 shots understanding that only two will go in! (There's the hockey analogy!)

A hot date with me includes a trip to Costco to get all the great samples, a nice dinner with great food where there is a non-zero chance I'll complain that it's "too loud in here", but a 100% chance I will try to catch glimpses down your shirt. Everyone always says they want honesty!!!

What about you?

No vampires, lychens, or soccer fans need apply. Humans only please. Exceptions can be made under certain conditions. Please inquire for details. While I'm looking for "local", understanding that might mean 6 hours away! Looking for in person, but still happy to chat online. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott". Time and distance won't matter if it's meant to be!

You need to have a sense of humor. In truth, this is important. A lot of life happens to you, and we only get to pick how we deal with it.

You need to be able to laugh at yourself; and at a minimum of 37% of my jokes, which is a little higher than the % that will actually be funny.

You should be able to string at least two sentences together. I'm happy to drive the conversation, but you've got to give me something more than a "hi" to work with!

Bonus points if you get embarrassed really easily. It's fun making you blush :)

Be between the ages of young to middle aged. It doesn't matter to me if you're 45 and new to this or 23 and experienced. Shoot me a message and we'll have a blast getting to know each other!