With a title like mine, it may be obvious what I want, no? And in a sea of posts where countless other guys are seeking relatively similar things, why bother with me, right? Well, strap in and read on if you want to entertain the idea of what I’m all about.

For starters, I don’t have some stupid pickup line or suave explanation. I’m a big guy (6’2”, 225, fit). I’m a little bit older than many youngin’s on social media, but I can absolutely fuck shit up and break you. I workout daily, spar with guys half my age, and somewhere in the primordial regions of my cerebral cortex, I was wired to annihilate orifices the way a savage animal instinctively attacks its prey. With all 8.5 uncut inches intended to make you cry.

In a previous life, my DNA also wired me for hard labor as a farmhand, a grunt in the military, and carrying heavy loads in construction. I am built to take a beating, but more importantly, also built to give a beating. And if you’re the kind of person who gets off on having your insides rearranged and forcefully controlled to worship a cock like your life depended upon it, we’ll get along famously. Or at least I’ll have a good time, maybe you won’t.

Still, lots of people write whatever bullshit sounds promising on social media, proclaiming themselves to be all that and a bag of chips. In contrast, how can you take me seriously and believe I can actually walk the walk? I don’t exactly want to share any incriminating information or reveal myself committing any heinous acts just to impress folks reading this. And I don’t want to make anything up either just to trap you into meeting me under false pretenses.

But suffice to say, if we did meet, my idea of a good time involves multiple rounds of my seed oozing out of you, and making sure while we’re together, you’re gasping to catch your breath in between.

Also, I don’t care about your age, your religion, your politics, or any of that other stuff. I just want someone who practices good hygiene, isn’t too inconsiderate or inept to hold a conversation, and actually wants to have their brains fucked silly instead of catfishing me with some clickbait nonsense. In or near San Francisco would be optimal, too. If you’re interested, drop a line.