Well hello there. Thank you for clicking.

First, a little about me: I’m 49 and I write for a living. I’m mature, creative and secure. I’m the guy with the beard and flannel shopping for plumbing parts who also has a master’s degree in journalism and published a collection of poems 25 years ago. And I’m the guy who will take complete control of you with a certain look and a few words, if that's what you need.

I’m recently separated from a marriage that hasn't been intimate in a long time. It's amicable -- there's no drama there. We can talk more about my situation as we get acquainted, but it will be largely through online chat, phone and video call, with some discretion. And traveling to meet in the future will definitely be possible, if it develops that far.

Now. On to what I want. I want a relationship that’s real – as real as it can be through this medium. I don’t mind if you’re attached or single, but I do want you to have lots of time and attention for me. This is important! I like a clingy little girl, and I’m kind of a clingy Daddy, too. I require lots of attention, and I have lots of attention to give you.

If you feel tingly and itchy and a little crazy at times, and need to give all that sexy evergy some direction and focus … we should talk.

I’m not going to give a checklist of kinks or limits at this moment – we will discover together what works for us. I do desire a DD/lg dynamic that is both romantic and sexual. I want to make you feel like the prettiest princess in the world, and I want to teach you how to please me. I want to find your buttons and push them.

And who are you? I’m looking for someone smart, witty, charming and cute. I appreciate a real age gap, so I’d love it if you’re in your 20s or early 30s … but if you’re not, and you think we’d match well otherwise, please reach out. I’m not sure I have a physical type, but if I did, it’d probably be called “sporty.” I want someone open-minded, someone who’s willing to go all-in on this journey with me. Someone who’ll make me feel handsome and sexy and desired. Someone who’ll let me earn her.

Do you think that’s you? If you’ve read this far, I suspect it might be. Just so I know you’ve read this far, tell me the best book you’ve read recently, or what you’re currently reading, or, if you’re not much of a reader, tell me what TV show you’re currently binging. I am more or less on my own for the rest of the evening, and would love some company. Can’t wait to hear from you.