Hello beautiful human.

As the title says, I’m here for a life partner, not a hookup or dalliance.

I’m 5’11”/154, white and I love all races. I don’t abuse substances or people. I love doing physical things like gardening and working on my house or just being out in the world. I also enjoy talking about cultures, people, history, art, books, science, tech, and music. I’ve traveled quite a lot. I read books, I dance, I like sci-fi and fantasy and documentaries and weird foreign films. I DM storytelling ttrpgs and play pinball. I’m not a gym rat but I lift weights several times a week and am actively building more muscle.

At this stage in my life I have true financial stability and I don’t have to work more than a handful of hours a week. I have some pretty nice things but I live simply. When I feel like it, I make indie video games (I’ve made games for over half my life).

Let’s go on adventures and laugh and have the best of times. Take picnics, go waterfall hunting, hike the gorge, go on aimless drives, people watch and make up stories about their lives, hit the museums, rollerskate along the riverfront, build sand castles, do all of the things.

Sexually I’m dominant and we can talk about all that once we get waaaay better acquainted. I do know how to have an adult conversation about sex without it turning sexual. Oh and I’m never going to send you a picture of my naughty bits as much as I think you’ll like them, sext you or ask you for an NSFW picture. I prefer to keep that part a delightful mystery.

I have a beautiful two year old son that I currently am raising part time so I’m able to take trips and do adult things most nights. He’s super adorable, an absolute giant, and gives incredible hugs. His mom is out of the picture and always will be. If you have kids, I will love them as my own, teach them what I know and be their steward.

I’m not looking for a mom for my kid -- or a housekeeper. To use the lingo of Burning Man, I seek a participant, not a spectator. An awesome equal partner to share life with. I want you to speak your mind, as long as it is done kindly and with love. I will hear you. I am capable of change and compromise. I am loyal, honest and kind hearted.

Please let me be the judge of you. I’ve lost count of the women who tell me that they see themselves as unattractive when to me they are simply beautiful. Of the women who don’t see themselves as intelligent when they are smarter than me. Or view themselves as being unworthy of love. However, I do have one hard requirement; you absolutely must be physically fit and to me that means fitting into a size six or less.

I am going to want to see a SFW picture of you pretty quick and I will reciprocate. Then I’m going to want to move quickly to voice, then video, then in person if we hit it off. If you’re not local to Portland, Oregon you will need to relocate.

I know people make shit up all the time, but this is for real. Reach out to me. I will take the lead.