Me:

• 35/f Southeastern US. 5’1 with more to love. Light brown hair, green eyes, full lips, big tits. Master’s degree, politically progressive, non-religious. Never married, no kids. Bratty in a fun and teasing (but not defiant or obstinate) way. Much like Tinkerbell, I will die without attention.  
• Interests: board/card games, puzzles (jigsaw & word), trivia, reading/audiobooks, podcasts, houseplants, banter/witty repartee. Mostly a homebody/introvert who lives for routine and consistency.
• Kinks: Free use, CNC, impact play, nipple play/clamps, sensory deprivation, rough sex, praise, rules/tasks, orgasm control, punishment, and more. I am interested in a dynamic with a serious emotional connection/monogamy but am open to casual fun along the way. Open to online only if there is potential to meet in person one day.
• Limits: nothing illegal, no permanent marks, no bodily fluids. More nuanced/specific ones can be discussed if we make a connection.

You (ideally):

• 30-45 years old. Dark hair, taller than me, strong with a some extra to love. Also located in the Southeastern US (or at least same/similar time zone).
• Smart, stable, consistent, patient, and dependable. Firm and authoritative. A clear and direct communicator who is equipped for witty repartee. Experienced and interested in getting to know me before things get sexual.
• Respectful enough to slide into my DMs with a vanilla-ish first message introducing yourself.
• Has similar/same interests and kinks as me.

Deal Breakers:

• Cats (ugh), blonde or red hair, married/partnered/poly/ENM, Trump supporter/ultra conservatives, under 30 years old. No exceptions.
• If you send me an unsolicited dick pic, you will be immediately disqualified. Also, I will send it to all my friends, and we will laugh at you.

Edit: formatting