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45 [M4F] #Colorado - Whats the difference between a mosquito and a submissive?
Author Summary
FreeUserPro is a male age 45 looking for a female in Colorado
Post Body

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

If that made you laugh, then you need to send me a chat request because you need a dominant who can make you laugh when he is not using you.

If that didn't make you laugh... then you need to write me because this is another type of torture I would have the thrill of subjecting you to. This is what you call a win-win scenario. You will tell me how much you hate my jokes while you give me that smile that shows me that you do like it a little.

If you don't care about the joke, but you would to see if you are a mosquito, write me and I can put you to the test.

If you don't care about the joke and you want to prove to me that you are not a mosquito, then you and I are probably very compatible and I am the Dominant you have been waiting for. You should tell me this when you write me.

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Account Strength
50%
Account Age
7 months
Verified Email
Yes
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
86
Link Karma
30
Comment Karma
56
Profile updated: 3 days ago
Posts updated: 1 month ago

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They Are
a male
Age
45
Looking For
a female
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Posted
5 months ago