You should:

• Be okay with the fact that I will occasionally (read:frequently) ask you if I can cum and only accept yes as an answer

• Remember the vending machine codes for each of my kinks and dispense them as appropriate. Otherwise you're not a real domme

• Be okay with the fact that I will frequently forget that you're a human with your own personality when convenient for me

• Wear loads of leather and latex that you bought yourselt for no reason other than because I think it looks good, with the knowledge that I will never reciprocate for your clothing kinks. Otherwise you're not a real domme

• Never chase me up on disobeying an instruction because that wouldn't be fun for me, but keep giving me instructions so l can choose which ones to ignore and which ones will lead to orgasm

• Never ghost me because that's shitty, but also know that I probably will ghost you at some point post-nut and just accept that.

• Know that I will dm literally anyone with tits regardless of any dynamic between us. I'm a thirsty little shit, and at any given point if I'm not already in someone's pants, I'm trying to get in someone else's. What do I bring to the table though? Literally nothing. I don't know, I'll spew some shit and maybe send you dick pics you didn't ask for, but let's be honest - my main attempt at a selling point is claiming to be a sub and wondering why on earth you, a single dominant woman, are not willing to serve my sexual whims under the pretext of domination. I am simultaneously the clingiest yet flaky person you will ever meet: I will demand attention but if I can't get it from you l'll go elsewhere in a heartbeat. I'll drop my mental health in your lap and expect you to play therapist. If you don't send me enough wank material, I'll accuse you of being fake. I am insatiable and intolerable yet see myself as irresistible. What's not to like?