There’s a storm coming. I‌ feel like I’m standing at the edge of a cliff, overlooking the ocean, with a warm mug of black coffee. I‌ feel calm, and I‌ feel relaxed. I‌ feel sure about what I‌ want. I‌ feel in control. This is the first time this week I’m feeling this way.

I‌ want to keep feeling this way.

Hi there,

I‌ suppose this is the part where I‌ explain my self-ambivalence.

Meet each element describes fairly distinctive part of my personality. (Although I swear I‌ don’t have split personality disorder)

Element #1

The towering men of power type, that look like they can’t hurt a fly. Gentle, caring, quirky, and funny. (That’s right ladies, a fucking Oxford Comma!) ‌

I will always know how you’re doing, even before you tell me. I’ll know when you’ve conquered your day at work, and i’ll know when you’re upset. I’ll worry about you until you let me cheer you up.

Element #2

The type of men that are a little broken, a little beaten down. Men that usually hide this part of their personality (often, not as well as they think).

It’ll have good days and bad days.

On good days, i will go for long walks on the beach with you, watch sunsets, and paint your nails.

On bad days, I just want you to be patient with me. I don’t want you to try and solve things (really, i’ve thought of everything), i just want you around. I want you to make conversation, and care just a little. Random-ass kisses help too.

Element #3

The type of men that pride themselves on being good at reading others, and situations. Men that are intelligent, measured, and dominant.

I will earn your trust, your vulnerability, and your submission. I’ll be the happiest man in the world, when your toes are curled, and your fingers are grasping at the sheets in sweet agony.

If you are smiling at this (and aren’t screaming in horror?) ‌maybe you’re exactly what I’m looking for. And, if you do decide to message me, I‌ should be upfront about my initial dryness as i’d get to know you. Looking forward to talking to you.

Have a great day / night!