Hi! I'm Anne (for now). I can't say it's nice to meet you yet, but it's definitely nice of you to stop on by. I've written this post... Ohhh, quite a few times now; I've been looking for a while. It's okay to be picky when you're searching for your forever, in my opinion. It's why you're here, right? Anyway...

I'm going to start off with some basics about me, then move into providing a bit more detail.

The Basics

I'm 28 and from Northern California. I'm monogamous, childfree, and nonreligious. I can be clingy, but know when to be appropriate. I'm about 60/40 on home hobbies and being outdoors, but luckily, a lot of my hobbies can be done outside as well - honestly, I just enjoy spending time with my person, even if we're not doing the exact same thing.

My Mind

I'm a creative person - most of my hobbies involve creating, whether it's sewing or embroidery, or making you that birthday card every year. Oh, don't forget the accompanying birthday dessert as well! Point being - I've got basically an entire craft supply store running through my mind at any given moment. That's not to say that I don't enjoy other things as well, but goodness, will those things always be my top priority. I hope you're prepared to wear matching clothes with me! But, outside of pricking myself with sewing needles and narrowly avoiding cutting things that shouldn't be cut... I also enjoy reading, vidja games, screaming at twitch streamers, movies/shows/musicals, and goodness, probably many more silly things, but, well - that's the gist of my free "inside time." It can be boring for some, but for me, it fills the lulls of life.

Now, mentally, I'm not perfect! I hope that's pretty obvious. I also hope that you know I don't want you to be, either. I have my downfalls, but I accept them and try to work on them. My biggest downfall is the amount of reassurance I need - which yes, is quite the double-edged sword, I'm aware. But, well, awareness is half the battle... Point being - I'm a kinda crazy weirdo, but I could be your kinda crazy weirdo one day. And if me shoving all this at the top didn't scare you away... Perfect! My sense of humor isn't lost on you! That's fantastic news!

My Body

Well - the fun stuff. For those of you who haven't already run to my profile, that is. And for those of you who just read that line and then had to check for yourself, welcome back! Weirdly censored, right? Yeah, I value my privacy, just as I'm sure you do as well. Anyway...

Obviously, I'm so white I basically glow in moonlight. I'm 5'6", 137lbs as of this morning, and have been working out for a few weeks now. Like, with real weights - sure, light, but - not just yelling at myself to finish this god damn hike. Actually working out. Unfortunately, I don't look like I've been hitting the juice for 4 years yet, but hey, I'm getting there! Spoiler: I don't think I'll ever look like that, carbs are my favorite food. But, I absolutely do love feeling like I'm smoller than you.

I have blue-green eyes, blonde hair, some light freckles, and hey - cellulite! It's genetic. My hair is pretty fucking short - like, I used to buzz it short - but I've been growing it out for a bit now & can actually grip it. Will it get longer than this? I can't say... So if girls with long hair are your thing, I'm not your thing. While yes, I do have wigs & love shape shifting, I don't do those sorts of things to make my person attracted to me, you know? When I wake up I'll sometimes look like a small, sickly Victorian boy. It just is what it is. I'm not ugly, but no, I'm not your standard filler-lipped IG model. I'm just... Ridiculously average most of the time. Stupidly ugly though when you make me laugh so hard that I start snorting & getting that ugly "I just smoked too much weed" cough.

My Sexuality

I cannot physically love without mental love - and while sometimes that may feel like a downfall, it just reminds me of why connections are that much more special to me. I need that emotional spark to be lit to feel a sense of desire. Even still, I understand how important sexual compatibility is - you can't be with someone who finds your favorite things to be repulsive, or vice versa. So, I've listed some major must haves and never wills below, as well as just some general things/fantasies. This is by no means an exhaustive list, but, well -- I find it a whole heck of a lot better than that lil colored dot checklist thing.

Must-haves:

• I need to be kissed; not just pecks, I need you to kiss me. With tongue, with passion, like you get oxygen from the inside of my mouth - make me whimper for you like a teenager again.
• CNC of all shapes and sizes
• Spanking
• DD/lg

Definitely nots:

• Blood, scat, puke
• Diapers
• Beastiality
• Poly relationships
• Picking out my meals/outfits

Fantasies, desires, etc:

• Embarrassment - in every way. Show me off to your friends, grab my ass in public, proudly announce that I'm your little porn star to the world(considering, well, I kind of am?), spread my cheeks & watch my asshole quiver... which brings us to:
• My anal virginity - I've been saving it for the right person, my forever person. My one. I want you to push my limits and break me until we both finally give in one day.
• Mild watersports... I wanna watch you pee, okay? Eventually. I like teasing. Working up to things. Very slow builds.

My Baggage

All good things must come to an end, there's always a catch, can't have ups without downs, I could list 20 more of these and it still wouldn't soften the blow of the unexpected. But, well, I'm technically not single. It's a lot of heavy stuff to get in to, so it can wait just a bit before we jump into specifics, but essentially - it's not something I'm trying to continue while with you. I'm looking to marry you. Not them.

What I'm Looking For

I'm looking for someone who means what they say, and says what they mean. I need to be able to trust you. I'm looking for you to be my Daddy Dom, my keeper, my forever person. You are secure, patient, and caring - and holy heckoli would you rather rehash the same conversation until we both feel heard instead of walking away angry for good. You want to help move me to you, and you have a spare room for me to get my sweatshop set up in. You don't mind me making you dinner, then sitting down myself with a bowl of popcorn because I'm having a "bad stomach day." You rub my back when I'm sick, and argue about trading off on who reads the next chapter of the bedtime story each night. Even though I'm not a Broadway star, you smile when you hear my favorite songs start because you know my singing isn't far behind, and it's me, and that's the part that matters. You like coming out of your meetings to three texts about how much I miss you and some stupid picture of something that reminded me of you in the two hours you were gone. You want aaaaaalmost that 1950s style household, but with that DDlg twist - I'm baby, and there will be no others. You want me.

If you're curious what my "ideal partner" looks like since I didn't list that... It's because I don't have that sort of list. Yes, I tend to enjoy body mods, and people with more distinct features, but that doesn't mean you have to look a certain way for me to like you. I'd prefer you be a tiny bit attractive and can join me on hikes, yes, but do you need to look like you apprenticed in a shop for 6 years and only eat chicken and broccoli while spending all your free time with hunks of metal? No.

Dealbreakers

• You text and drive, or text in movie theaters
• You're currently married
• You have children or want to have children
• You're looking to fundamentally change who I am
• You have an avoidant attachment style
• You have comments hitting on people/trying to hook up with people

Say Hi

So, it's obvious this post doesn't cover everything that my other more recent posts do - I'm just trying something a lil different. But one thing remains the same... Please don't forget the word "capybara" in the subject line! It's still my favorite animal. And I still a thousand times over prefer to see what you look like, even censored like my picture. It's a bit rude to see not only my insides but also my outsides, and then not return the favor at all!

I know I said I'd reconsider changing things around on this version of my post soon, but eh, it's not bad, I'll say that much. It definitely shows who I am! Anywho, it will take me a bit to respond, as I keep all notifications turned off, and thoroughly check all profiles and messages out. And, yep, I'm about to hit the gym. I'm keeping up still! So if I don't respond, you either disregarded something in my post, or we weren't a good fit.