What happened next probably didn't shock you. Unless of course your laptop, computer or smartphone isn't properly put together and decides to spontaneously discharge your battery. If that does happen, I will completely take credit and accept that I'm the new Oracle.... That said if you feel like you need a good shock, I do have some lovely electrical toys.

Sadly it is far more likely that I will remain a nerdy guy who has been into almost all things BDSM for 13 years. Thus I shall accept my fate and try to embrace it, which is easiest by finding someone who is willing to indulge me.

About the person I am when I'm not posting personals online:

As a hobby I really like doing various things like wood working, building computers, playing video games or cards against humanity, travelling, and playing with my dog.

As already mentioned I'm an IT-guy. Though that is more descriptive of the amount that company pays me than what I actually do. I'm mostly responsible for making sure the customers are happy. Considering people, in general, don't quite get how the angry pixies make Google work, I tend to be quite busy. I like my job enough and the people I work with are nice. It's a job that keeps the bills paid and the days filled.

I have always had a taste for hypnosis, submission, rough sex, service oriented submission, orgasm control ,transformation and basically any story trope that has someone bend to the will of someone else. In the early onset of the 21st century the internet was a true haven for any kind of curiosities like this.

I've been lucky enough to try explore a wide variety of play styles and fetishes and met some great friends and mentors along the way.

To list just a few kinks that I love... Orgasm control, impact play, wardrobe control, begging, hole training, oral, body writing, all things tit and nipple play, fuck machines, violet wands... The list goes on and on

I'm a fairly flexible dominant as far as kinks go. I'm strict but understanding and for me kink is about enhancing the fun in sex and building something together rather than just barking out orders... Kink is a two-way road where desires of someone who is submissive are met by someone who thoroughly loves controlling and dominating a woman like me.

I quite enjoy exploring the domination aspects of it outside of the bedroom. Whether it is to remind you to wear what I want, eat healthy, or to tell you to masturbate on command. I like knowing that my desires are your goals.

Who you preferably are I'd prefer you be somewhat attractive, but I'm flexible on body shape and age. The most important aspects are that you are seemingly always horny and love completing tasks to please your dom.

I can't really answer how the body of my ideal woman looks, as I care a little more about the woman that is control of it.

I prefer someone who is nerdy, but for me nerdy means being a toally passionate geek about something and it isn't dependent on what that topic is.... It could be pop culture, makeup, rockets, math, computers, theater; what is important is the passion behind it and that you love learning about it. A good conversation is the bread and butter of a good dynamic.

If you have a good sense of humor that's a huge plus especially if it can be a bit dark.

Finally... Just be open-minded.

Everyone has limits, everyone has fears, everyone has preconceptions.

So what happens now?

As I said at the very start of the post, what happened next won't shock you. If you've enjoyed what I read you'll send me a message. If I enjoyed what you wrote me as a message you'll get a message back. We will go a bit back and forth trading interests like cards. Finally we'll either come to the conclusion that we both suck and shouldn't be allowed to interact with anyone, or that we are kinda enjoying the conversation.

We'll take it off reddit and that conversation will continue. Maybe it'll just stay a conversation. Just friendly banter. It happens sometimes... but if we feel this kinky connection, a lot of fun things can happen.

We aren't there yet, though. You haven't written the message yet. So go send me a little orange envelope telling me about yourself and what you are into.