Dear Reader,

My name is Dave. Below you will find a bulleted list of what I thought was important to share upfront. It's really hard to find someone who matches all your 'secret' interests... and coming out the gate with some of what I have added here has had a 0% success rate in real life. I am tired of dating for months only to find out we are not compatible, and I am old enough now to know exactly what I want.

Hopefully I am perfect for someone out there that is also perfect for me. I am looking for you and I am here to find you. (That sounded creepy, didn't it? Well it's my user name and I had a chance to use it. Chance taken.)

Tell me a little about you in a reply.

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Physical Characteristics

• 6'3
• 225 (jog a few miles a day but am not a model)
• Not very hairy. I have some chest hair but none on my back. Don't keep a beard.
• Curly hair
• Blue/Green Eyes
• All my original fingers, toes, and teeth
• I am masculine but not Joe Rogan bro-down meathead type
• Great hygiene

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Personal Characteristics

• 2 College Degrees
• Good steady job (10 years in my field and do well for myself)
• Always have worked remote and can live anywhere
• This makes me sound like a tool, but I am really smart
• I can set boundaries now but Im a people pleaser through and through
• No kids
• Politics have become dumb, but I lean very liberal
• A very good cook / baker
• THC Alcohol in moderation and when appropriate (other stuff very rarely, like once every few years currently)
• No cigs, I do like the vape
• Athiest
• Great with conversation and entertainment!
• An abundance of wit and charm :)
• I will drop anything to help those close to me
• I love working in the yard and building things (poorly) out of wood
• I like video games (not call of duty/madden, I like games where you build things)
• Board games and crafts/projects are fun too!

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Sexual Characteristics

• So damn horny all the time... but like to partner up long term with one person
• Hotwife/cuck/group/swap - don't like 'open' as much, prefer to do things together (even if that thing is just watching)
• I am such a fucking people pleaser... taking you out to find some lucky guy, pay his bar tab, and watch you blow him before I order him an uber sounds like a great evening
• On the people pleaser thing again, I will go down on you like clockwork. Set your schedule. I will be there with a smile (and you) on my face
• I like to switch roles, very comfortable as a strong dom, also like to switch it up... get treated like a dog and have you peg me into oblivion
• Not into blood or scat - at all! (but drink some water and you can pee anywhere you want)
• Risky behavior - in the woods, at the movies, on the beach
• Roleplay (the more elaborate - the better!) I will straight up turn our living room into a movie quality set for us to have a good time
• 7.5 inch normal looking hardware, no issues getting/keeping it up

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Looking For

• Long term / permanent partner
• Height / Race do not matter
• Weight / activity level is a little more important. I do not expect a model (or want one...) but you need to take some amount of interest in your health
• Nice, genuine, honest, thoughtful
• If some 'little thing' pisses you off and you get rude, we will not work. No one is perfect but it is important we speak to eachother nicely as much as possible (unless we are 'having fun')
• Ideally you have a job or other career aspirations. I make enough to support us both, but having more just means we can do more (I have no issues if your job is onlyfans, hell I'll help message all the horny dudes in your inbox)
• Seriously looking and willing to redirect the course of your life if you find the right person- if we hit it off would be looking to verify identity further and organize a public meeting in the next few months (or sooner, depending!)