hi everyone! fair warning, this is a lot.

so, I (f20) have a really specific set of kinks, and am so desperate there's gotta be someone who can do it damn curious and interested in finding someone who could hit the nail on the head, so to speak.

prewarning - if you're a 'hey' and nothing else kind of dmer, I'm sniping that dm on sight and you're blocked for eternity. yeah, I'm coming in hot with boundaries, people. boundaries. idc.

ok, understandably it's a little niche, so most don't quite get it - but every time I take a break from nsfw reddit, I feel a little pull to come back and see if maybe this time I'll find what I'm looking for.

to me, the hottest thing a guy can do is...drumroll......condescend and patronise. I'll die on this hill. it's so, so specific in how it's done, but worth mentioning. de-centre your porno pov, and replace whatever degradation or slur-hurling with some subtle, amused-but-secondhand-embarrassed patronisation, and you're on the right track. my ideal? that.

that, and it coming from a seasoned, salt and pepper-haired thick dom. a dom who likes to lecture like a charming professor, who enjoys cornering and exposing a (bratty) sub's sexual secrets, who's sadistic intrigue to tarnish their sub overshadows any sense of taboo or propriety, who relishes in some twisted sex-ed lessons or kink psychoanalysis. I like a lot of things, but that kind of thing is my favourite.

psychological, intellectual kinds of patronisation are top tier for sure. it doesn't have to be written in a smut way; it can be a way of writing, or articulating your thoughts. if your personality naturally lends itself to the above, congrats, you're probably an a-hole. but also really sexy. when I'm caught out, blamed or exposed for the gross, dirty things I like, that's what makes me wet. I just can't find someone who really gets what I mean there. maybe it's too good to be true? nope. my stubbornness and needy pussy won't allow it, so I'm beelining straight for the smarmy pseudointellectual condescending freaks this time.

either way, if you're intrigued by the challenge, and give a hoot about things like mutual respect, consent and sexual exploration over 'and then I grab ur boobs and squeeze. you like that u whore' kinds of sexting, dm me, you bastard.

hint: I love a good intro message - not too long, not too short. a little lectury, a little patronising (sorry, a lot), shows some curiosity, says a little about you. not too serious. ok?

I'll throw in some things to go off of: - the above. my goodness. listen to me! the above is the homerun stuff. - I'm a bit of a psychological masochist, and I love things like edging, overstimulation, messy, sloppy sex, spanking, giving oral, free use and some light exhibitionism, and more taboo things too. - I'm inexperienced, in spite of this post. I just love sex, it's a real interest of mine. my brain gets all fuzzy just imagining it. - I'm incredibly changeable. if we get serious, I'll test if it's legit and mess you around. if it stays casual, I'll start doing my best to reel you in. there's no winning, only orgasms (which, is a win. so...it's your choice to make on how you navigate this).

yes, I'll cringe at this years down the line. yes, I'm probably overwriting and taking it too seriously. yes, I'm in it (currently) 86% for the validation of the little red dot telling me someone's dmed me and thinks I'm incredible. I don't know what to say, I get a real thrill from doing this. I've got free time this year - take it or leave it. ;p

skips off in my too-tight summer dress, not before bending over and spreading my warm, sticky pussy for you to gawk at like the man-ape you are