Honestly, life is a bag of dicks at times and no one really consented to dealing with that. How about we connect, get to know one another, have fun chats and discuss the finer things in life like why drinking water out of a cup tastes really weird to take the edge off?

I'm a guy from central Europe (GMT 1) and you might know me from my six year old 300 subscriber YouTube channel (that'll take off any day now!) and nowhere else, because I don't use the common social media platforms at all.

As the title states, I am a dominant with sadistic tendencies, entirely child free (and engineered to stay that way) who really enjoys escapism in nerdy stuff like sci-fi and fantasy in all sorts of media. I work a job, got a small company and I run three D&D campaigns that are entirely vanilla, because I like to keep my kink-life private with those that are directly involved in it. Besides all that I'm poly with a lovely NB-Bi-Switch who can but needn't be involved in anything that comes from this. Thanks to WFH, I still got time and attention to give to someone new.

You are ideally more in the mid-twenties, female with a good head on your shoulders and some similar interests. If you're younger, you can still say hi if you're super intrigued by this and we'll see.

I like some mild brattyness and enjoy masochistic subs who really come into their own when serving and being used and abused. A humiliation and degradation kink are a plus, but wanting to keep a steady stream of communication alive is more important. Introverts are likely a great match, since I am one myself.

Where I want to start is with learning about you and you learning about me with genuine interest. I want you to babble on and on about your passions and for you to listen attentively when I do the same. If you'd like, you can tell me all about your campaigns, characters, ideas, kinks, etc. Got any other hobbies that take up your free time? Read any great books lately or at the moment? Favorite shows, movies, stories? Playing some game right now?

Ideally we're aiming for something long term with IRL potential, but who knows where life will take us. I also make really cheesy and amazing jokes at times, so let me end it with one and if you're still looking to have a chat after that, come introduce yourself!

Now roll for initiative and slide in those DMs. I'll even give you advantage on your first Charisma check.

Cheers!