Hey! I like to go by Anne until I feel comfortable with my full name, which is a little silly, because I'm about to talk about some super personal things here. I also have a way that I like organizing my post which can be a little overwhelming for some... But I like receiving information in a similar fashion, so hopefully it speaks to you in some way!

Before I dive in about myself, I'd like to be clear that I'm looking for something serious, monogamous, long term, and hopefully, with my forever person. I don't blame anyone for wanting an extra, or something light-hearted, but that's not for me. And it's selfish, but I'd like to stay on the west coast... at least somewhere where I can get outside - where it rains - where we can explore. Anyway anyway, okay, let's go!

About Me - Physically:

I like to describe myself as curvy, but have been repeatedly told that that's disingenuous - some have even gone so far as to call me "tiny," but I just believe that they were playing in to my desire to be much smaller than them. I'm 5'6", just about 135lbs at the time of posting this, and white with light eyes & very short, light hair. Like, short. Short. Probably shorter than yours, unless you clean shave or buzz. I'm squishy - but fit enough to push you to finish that 12 mile hike with me, even though I may be huffing & puffing myself. California is great for views, and speaking of spectacles... I have a more alternative look, and am one of those girls who can shapeshift with wigs & makeup. So, if you're looking for your conventional IG model - you won't find her here. However... people have never been displeased with my posts on my main account, if you catch my drift. Which, I won't stop doing if we get together. Anyway...

About Me - Mentally:

You don't need to "fix" me. I'm not perfect, and I don't expect you to be. In fact, I have some pretty big downfalls, and in the interest of what I'm looking for as well as full transparency -- some days, I will need a little extra reassurance & help. I don't want to post struggles like that openly, but will share them pretty quickly once we start to get to know each other. I'm also not religious, and I most definitely do not want children. Outside of that, however: I'm a very creative person, who finds most of her enjoyment from her hobbies. Sewing, baking, reading, and papercrafting of all kinds top my list most days, but you will most definitely find me vegged out on the couch with a movie playing on one screen, video games on the other, and my arizer on the coffee table, too. So yes, I definitely smoke pot - but nothing more. And yes - a two screen living room is a must for a couple who games together. Honestly, a three screen living room if we really think about it... If the idea of that sounds silly to you, I'd just back out of this post now, because it's going to get more wacky from here on out.

About Me - Sexually:

Well, obviously, I'm a brat. I don't want to talk too much about my kinks, and I feel myself needing to answer the kink list questionnaire with sentences instead of colored dots... but I'm going to try to cover the "important bits" here. Kink compatibility is very important, however, it doesn't need to be the basis of all conversations - our interpersonal connection is just as important.

Must-haves:

• I need to be kissed; not just pecks, I need you to kiss me. With tongue, with passion, like you get oxygen from the inside of my mouth - make me whimper for you like a teenager again.
• CNC
• Spanking
• DD/lg

Definitely nots:

• Blood, scat, puke
• Diapers
• Beastiality
• Poly relationships
• Picking out my meals/outfits

Fantasies, desires, etc:

• Embarrassment - in every way. Show me off to your friends, grab my ass in public, proudly announce that I'm your little porn star to the world, spread my cheeks & watch my asshole quiver... which brings us to:
• My anal virginity - I've been saving it for the right person, my forever person. I want you to push my limits and break me until we both finally give in one day.
• Mild watersports... I wanna watch you pee, okay? Eventually. I like teasing. Working up to things.

About Me - Baggage:

There's always a catch. I'm not single. The relationship is dead, and he wants me gone, but I can't live alone. I want to live almost a full 1950s dynamic with you, with obvious DD/lg undertones, and without the kids -- he doesn't want that at all. I have a rough timeline.

Outside of that, I'm not perfect, and I don't expect you to be, either. But I expect you to be up front with your flaws just as I am with mine. Communication is very important to me. I need a clear & open line of communication as I struggle with words and need lots of reassurance.

About You:

You say what you mean, and do what you say you will. If you tell me you're going to call me, call me. If you tell me you love me, love me. I can't trust a Daddy Dom whose word means nothing. I want to dedicate my entire life to you - if I can't trust you, we have nothing, and I want everything with you. I just need your help to achieve that. Preferably, you are at least a teensy bit attractive, and able to join me in some outdoor activities. Pics do help, and yes, I know that's fucked up to say if I only have the one censored one my profile - but it's the truth. I will be very happy to share how I look should we connect, and yes, that means taking a leap of faith in that I'm not some hideous creature. But don't worry - it's just my sense of humor that's hideous. And in the spirit of truth, I'd rather you not be too well endowed - it hurts.

I understand that I'm asking for a lot from a person. I know. But I'm a lot, too. I think we all are "a lot" and that we just don't let others in to our real selves out of fear of rejection. I don't want to be rejected anymore. I just want to be accepted and loved for who I am, and to give the same back. I know I'm asking that person to monetarily help me out - but that's after we get established, and it's only to help me get to you. Anyway...

If this post speaks to you, please reach out with the word "capybara" in the subject. It's my favorite animal, and shows that you've read the entire post. I'd like to know a bit about you - and here is where I'd previously say I don't mind if you don't match the fervor of my post, but I actually would prefer that you do. I'm serious about this - hopefully you can take more than 30 seconds to say "hey sl-t!" (ew, by the way) and be serious about this, too. I'm looking for the real deal with you.

Disclaimer -

It will take me a bit to respond to you. I have notifications for this account turned off, and I like to make sure that I have thoroughly read each message and profile that comes my way. Which, believe it or not, I do - every single message & profile is checked. This isn't a fantasy to me, this is my life. I want my life with you. Once I have established some sort of connection with you, it won't take as long to reply, and I'll probably want to move to discord soon enough so I can annoy you with the most efficiency. If I didn't respond, you disregarded something in my post or we weren't a fit for various reasons.