Hi!

Thank you for clicking on my advert. Are you ready for a challenge?

After a lot of consideration, contemplating and making 232 drafts in my head I finally wrote something down, so here it is:

I’m a 33 year old woman living in Europe, a while back I discovered the world of kink. It’s been a journey of highs and lows. And I’m looking for a high again. For me the high would consist of an online D/s Dynamic, where I of course am the submissive.

Before you read ahead and get all excited, I’m married. Which makes my situation a bit more delicate and ethical. So if it’s a dealbreaker, I totally understand. But I like to make platonic kinky friends too!

The most important aspect of kink and the dynamic I’m looking for is the psychological one. I have a weakness for Daddy’s, Pleasure Dom’s and Sadists – and the thing that makes my knees even more weak if they are witty, are up for a challenge, alternative, funny, & tall. What I’m not looking for is TPE or someone who wants me to do push-ups at 5AM, or expects me to submit right away. What I'm looking for is someone who wants to invest time in the dynamic, having phonecalls, videocalls, texting, sexting and play with me a lot.

Maybe I should tell something about myself? I’m 6’’, somewhat curvy and I’m a brunette with green eyes. I like to dress feminine, and some days when I don’t have to leave the house I like to dress like a homeless person. I’m a nerd, I like coffee, music – a lot! Reading, collecting books, cars, and Dungeons & Dragons. I also like to be outside and be with friends and family.

Circling back to the music; If you like any of these bands I’m sure we’ll get along; Caamp – Fleetwood Mac – Bring me the Horizon – Khruangbin – Fairyland – Blink-182 – Greta van Fleet.

I’m looking for someone who wants to build a connection with me, explore each other minds, daily life and the world of kink. Preferably English speakers – times zones can be a dealbreaker for me. I’m in (CET). I’m not that set on appearances but I do believe there has to be a mutual physical attraction. I hope you are Alternative, tattooed even? I like my men rugged, bearded or a moustache and natural dominant. I would like to exchange pictures early on.

What kinks do I might have you’re probably wondering, here are some of my favourites: Praise & degradation – which is the best combination in my opinion. Impact play and I’m a bit of an exhibitionist. Oh and I love edging and orgasm control. Hard limits are: Permanent damage, scat, water sports, age play and waking up at ungodly times to work out or constantly ask for permission to cum. As a sub – the BDSM test says I’m Bratty, I don’t fully agree with that, I think I’m just witty and I like to curse a lot. But hey, I look cute - Yes I willing to prove that.

Before you react, beware; I can be clingy and needy, but I also like to send nudes when the time is right and I think I’m funny!

Please don’t send a picture of your dick right away, I would rather look at your favourite book, pet, your Spotify wrapped or a picture of the car you drive.

And well done if you made it all the way down here! I hope to speak to you soon.