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19 [M4F] #Online / NY The Art of Reddit Personals… a poem.
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onlyasouthpaw is a male age 19 looking for a female in New York
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So you are in search of a Redditor, yea or nay?

So you decide on personals, without much to say?

Well your post will be buried

So you’d better hurry

Add some detail, the wise man suggests

Are you real?

Are you by yourself, or at another’s behest?

What are your interests; maybe it’s eating veal?

These are some questions one must debate

For he will have a pittance of success

And will be filled with hate

If he does not heed this advice nor provides redress

If you have read thus long

You are worthy of all

And hopefully in song

Because I know this post may rapidly fall…

Don’t despair, for if you dare to tap fingers on the chat

Please think deeply

Perhaps on a mat

Or a cat (oh dear!)

Most importantly, be sure to say hello

Ask how my day went

You’re welcome to join the show

Let’s go have fun, go with the flow!

Real talk, I have a more normal post in my profile if you’re interested. Thanks :)

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a male
Age
19
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a female
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