"Live, laugh, lawn care."

Ope! Did not see ya there. Thanks for clicking! With a new year kicking into gear, might as start things off right.

I am a 32 year old diehard Wisconsinite and Dom who is gainfully employed, financially stable, of stable mind, and who has a goofy sense of humor.

I am the stereotypical Midwest man who loves to grill and cook, water his gardens with a Miller High Life in one hand, can spin a wrench, and groans when I have to get under a car. And yes, I do say "ope" more times than I would like to admit.

I am 5’9”, have hazel eyes, light brown hair, and a super mild Midwest bod. I have been called attractive and take time in curating my appearance. I work out a few days per week, eat well, keep my appearance trimmed and clean, and am definitely someone you could introduce to your grandmother. My fashion ranges from fargerly figure to respectable professor.

I was first introduced to BDSM at the age of 21 and the empowerment and confidence I felt about myself has propelled me to new heights that I did not think achievable. I am an open book in discussing who I am so ask any questions you have!

On the kink side of life, I love creampie, breast play, orgasm control and denial, anal and vaginal stretching, toys/objects, and quite a few more. If you don't see a kink you like listed here, just ask!

So, who does this Miller High Life powered, managerial thinking, sometimes funny Dom want in his life? Well... ideally someone grounded, of healthy of mind and body, who has interests and hobbies of her own, and who cares about her appearance without being vain. A partner who is honest, adventurous, communicative, and who treats service industry staff with kindness will mesh with me very well.

If you are willing to learn the "don'tchas" and "opes" about life, reject all Johnsonville bratism, and have not voted for a Christofascism politician, I'm the man you should be speaking to!

Shoot me a message if this rings a bell with ya. Let's discuss who makes the best brats!