Feeling good about 2024 being the year I find my needle in a haystack.

Hey you. I’m a queer bratty sub, (potentially switch for F…that’s still TBD) and I’m looking for a fellow sapiosexual for an online dynamic, eventually leading to in-person meetups. Mind games and anticipation are half the fun.

I desire genuine connection—one in which we can discuss a vast array of things from optimistic nihilism, to gardening, to house music—basically, someone who can carry a conversation and is excellent at witty banter. Building trust and anticipation for the possibility of our first in-person meetup is the greatest aphrodisiac IMO.

I want to get to know you which means our first conversation won’t be about sex; I’m not interested in diving straight in. I’ll be in NYC in late February. If we hit it off, let’s meet for a date and see where it takes us.

Me:

Open-minded, painfully self-aware, artistic, perpetually curious, coquettish, and mischievous.

Blonde-ish at the moment. Amber Eyes. Olive Skin. I’ve been told I look Portuguese/Spanish. 5’4. Athletic build. My ass is “phenomenal” according to the last Redditor I met up with 😉.

I own a business, but the more exciting part of my life is my acrobatic training. Running away to join the circus could be in my near future…

You:

Into enthusiastic consent. Attractive. Self-aware. Intellectually stimulating. You know how to challenge someone, but you’re not a raging asshole. Ideally, you travel often, and we can meet up in several places throughout the year, not just NYC.

Tall, dark, and toxic (kidding) Age 30-55ish

Don’t mind someone who squirts…in excess.

Kinks:

Bondage, edging, biting, exhibitionism, age gap, impact play, wardrobe control, leashes, orgasm control, and sensory deprivation.

Limits:

Blood, gore, needles, all the usuals.

Soft limits will be discussed and agreed-upon prior. Recent STI results are also a must.

Send me the name of the last book you read in your message so I know you’ve read through.

Looking forward to meeting you…