Here lies Emily’s attempt to verbalize what she actually wants and needs. May it live or rest in peace.

I’m actually a little nervous writing this. And maybe this isn’t even the right location, but by golly I’m stubborn enough to post it!

Let’s get some things out of the way. A pre-TL;DR, if you will:

• I’m currently in Kentucky with eventual plans of moving to Indianapolis. This could change.

• I’m childfree and don’t have a goal of having kids (and that includes your kids). This is unlikely to change. (Pets don’t count though - I, true to cliche, have cats).

• I’m fat, a bbw, ccchunky and thiccc, and I’m not, like, devastated by it??? I mean, it’s a doozy living in this world as a non-thin person. My weight may go down. It might also go up. It might also never change.

• I’m a little switchy switch. At this stage in my life, I lean submissive. This might fluctuate, but I think I could survive without needing my Domme side played with.

  • How I think about the world and politics and social issues is firmly on the left. Even the best dicking down cannot make up for opposite views on life. I would be shocked if I changed.

• At times I’ve wanted to be poly or be the kind of person that’s down for an open relationship. Like, I’m a cool girl, yeah? But emotionally and mentally I’m a one person kind of gal looking for a one person kind of guy (obviously we have rich friendships and such - I don’t want to be your everything). This might only change if you put down a huge deposit on my therapy sessions 🙃 (*I am bisexual but primarily interested in romantic relationships with masculine presenting folks).

Maybe you made it this far and can pick up what I just put down - love it! Go ahead and send me a chat. If not, no worries and- oh wait, you’ve already left. Never mind. If you’ve picked up what I put down AND you’re still here, read on, my dude. I know fun part of getting to know someone new is the mystery, but I’m writing what has usually been the big stuff that keeps things from progressing.

Woof. Honestly, this already seems like a lot of writing 😬 ummm okay speedround:

• Into Daddy Doms/Pleasure Doms or folks who’ve got a little disciplinarian in them, but are mostly interested in being an anchor, a mentor, etc. I’m very interested in exploring this dynamic in and outside of the bedroom. Praise me, Daddy (we don’t have to use “daddy” though).

• Up for trying most things. I have experience with bondage, sensory deprivation, anal play/pegging (giving/receiving), spanking/impact, breeding, edging, breast play, and more than I’m forgetting. Have not tried but interested in: CNC, more advanced breast play, cuckholding, group play, ummm more that I’m forgetting. Happy to share lists or fetlife info if we click.

(God, this is the slowest speed round ever)

Okay, so, I’m actually a lil shy about this, but… I have not had sex since March 2020 (yep, THAT March 2020). In that time, I moved states and wound up in a rural part. I am touch starved and a little touch shy. Later on, I’m happy to share a little more of the why it’s been so long (a little of covid and a little self-induced celibacy), but all of this to say is that I’m interested in someone who could be patient with me. I love sex - having it, thinking and talking about it, but this is very much a situation of getting back on the horse AND knowing I’m interested in a horse who can reciprocate romantic and emotional vulnerability and is interested in stability/security. That’s a lot to ask from a horse, so I’ll settle for a man (jokes, just jokes, babe!).

Are you thoroughly confused about what I’m looking for? Good, me too. Thanks for reading! Please be ready to send a pic with your first chat message or soon after. We eat with our eyes, after all.

Be excellent to each other. It’s hard out there.