We are Mari and Esmene and we are looking for someone to join us in our adventures of non-stop vibing. Mari (me) likes bonsai trees, singing, and spending entirely too many hours doing investigative research into ancient Mesopotamia. Esmene also likes to sing and learn everything possible about nature and human genetics while pursuing a passion for writing and storytelling. We spend most of our time talking and creating things together and are looking for a third to join us for some long-term polyamorous adventures where we start quite slow.

We are direct and sensitive communicators who have worked very hard on our relationship and have a lot of love to share. Esmene is extremely empathetic and my greatest counsel, while I take leadership very seriously, and after serious consideration over the years, we know this is now the best decision for everyone involved and if some of the greatest empires throughout history could practice it ethically and see the merit in this dynamic, why should we also deny ourselves ourselves this benefit?

Non-Negotiables

• Under 30
• D&D / Roleplay-Friendly
• Must Be Bisexual or Pansexual
• Must Not Be Religiously-Affiliated
• Must Be Submissive or Switchy Submissive
• Loves Learning and Becoming a Better Human
• Be Open to Relocation / Working Remote / Life on the Road
• Eager and Able to Play the Role of Our Most Loyal Bodyguard / Guard Dog / Bull <3
• Kinks: Chastity, Denial & Control, Consensual Non-Consent, Collars, Ritual Sex, Conditioning, Tattoos / Piercings
• Hard Limits: Anything Unhygienic, Unhealthy, or Unsafe

Preferences

• Spiritually Active / Curious
• Physically Active / Curious
• Levity / Sense of Humor
• Grew Up in US South
• Neurodivergent
• Masochism

If all the non-negotiables apply to you, that’s extremely specific so keep ready and see if this is something you are interested in yourself. We are a lifestyle dominant power couple, and Nature’s Two Greatest Mistakes to Vibe according to Esmene, so good luck.

Our Lifestyle

Esmene says we appear to be “innocuously monotonous in our behavior at first”, mostly because we aren’t seemingly doing a whole lot most of the time and just taking it easy. We wake up and have some quiet morning time together, have our morning routine, get some work done on the computer, take some breaks and hangout with each other and the dogs, and then spend the evening usually working on creative projects and infodumping about what we are researching and our progress.

We like to sing karaoke in the evening and consult the Tarot cards pretty regularly as well. Esmene works out basically every single day and we both eat clean and healthy and are careful to take care of our bodies and expect our third to follow suit even if they aren't there yet.

We don’t really have much of a preference in terms of physical appearance for what we are looking for, we just basically want someone who can chill with us and we can give attention to, that we both can playfully boss around, to be overbearing sometimes or fuss over, and share as our most precious possession that we can polish into his most natural, unstoppable radiance.

We prefer this to be a closed triad.

If this is something you really truly deeply want then send me a message telling about something I wrote in this post related to the non-negotiables or preferences or anything in the general body of text. Definitely include your age and location and a little bit about yourself and your how you spend your time.

I unfortunately will not be able to see / respond to every message but I appreciate anyone taking the time out to respond!