Hey there.

Points of order:

• I am married; we're ethically non-monogamous. We date independently, and this is just for me.
• While I am certainly open to an online dynamic, it's ultimately difficult to have a sexual relationship at a distance, and that is what this is. Some eventual openness to travel is a must if you are remote. I hope it goes unstated, but that won't need to happen until you're both comfortable and wanting to see me.

Still here? Then let's talk about what me and what I can offer.

• I am white, 5'11, lightly beardy and (I'm told) other pleasant features, slender but I've clearly seen the inside of a gym. I’m a very successful professional, of the 9-5 sort.
• I value connection and caring, and I am told that I have a high EQ to make it work. I'm interested only in mid- to long-term.
• I am intensely fond of caregiving, fawning, doting, gifts, and just generally being supportive for everyone in my life, be it platonic friends or otherwise. I particularly enjoy it in a meaningfully connected sexual dynamic, of course, but I endeavor to be kind and giving to everyone in my life.
• I enjoy hedonism, and basking in life's pleasures. Sex, obviously, but food, beauty, and so on. I enjoy sharing that with someone special; I want you to indulge yourself, your pleasures and your joys.
• I tend towards nerdy inclinations, interests, and hobbies. I get along best with those who share those in some degree.

And the kink stuff:

• I enjoy being dominant, but in a gentle fashion. While I will control and direct, as needed, my "ideal partner" is a service sub whom needs no direction, for they know just how to serve. I'm big on praise and appreciation, and I don't like degradation, humiliation, or anything in that vein. Slut is a reclaimed word to me; a slut is a glorious thing to be. My slut is the most glorious of all.
• I'm really big on anal sex. It's my #1 kink. Any partner-to-be needs to be open to it, but I love conducting anal training and teaching someone to become comfortable with taking it up the ass. I will make sure that it is fun and pleasurable for you; I want you to be my happy little buttslut. :)
• Some other kinks include spanking, toys, female masturbation, overstimulation and forced orgasms, begging and pleading (for cum, especially), light bondage, enthusiasm, and happy, satisfied partners.
• I like getting inside your dirty head. A game that I'm fond of with my subs is that I'd like to be informed any time they get off, have a new fantasy they came up with, or when they find porn or erotica they particularly like. I want to know and keep in tune with what makes your bits tingle and drip.

If this sounds like your sort of thing, drop me a reddit PM. Tell me much about yourself, what you appreciate about the things that I have offered, and what else you might hope to get out of our time together. Consider this your first instruction.