As we come into the new year, I would love to start the year on the right foot. I want a Dom, but not just any Dom. I want my Dom. I don’t want someone to fuck me and punish me. I want someone who wants a future together. My ideal dynamic is a 50’s housewife but modern cause I doubt that’s realistic in today’s day and age.

Vanilla me I’m a 27, 5'4, black, clean and disease free, drug free and curvy. Yada yada, a lil extra COVID extra weight. I’m back on my health and wellness journey and it’s going smashingly well. I’m height and weight proportional. Overall, I’ve been told that i’m good looking. I’ll be happy to verify and prefer to secure a mutual attraction before diving too deep into any kind of a relationship! Hiand if you’re a gamer, we probably won’t be compatible, I say this from experience. Kinky me, has a long array of kinks that I’ll be happy to go into more detail. My hard limits are age play, race play, ABDL, permanent marks, blood, urine, scat, and intense violence/pain.

Who are you? You’re a male. 27 or older. You’re conventionally attractive (your mom saying it doesn’t count 🥲), you’re somewhat educated, you don’t have to be a PHD but some of these ads read like a 14 year old was trying to write a spicy porno. You are an experience Dom or an experienced Dom leaning switch. You’re single, monogamous, clean and disease free (with proof or willing to get proof). A desire to be in a physical relationship and not just a long distance penpal ship. Gainfully employee (I am too), maybe a pet or plant so I know you keep things alive. Tall lumberjacks types to the front of the line.

I’m gonna end this ad here cause it’s getting wordy. I’m going to want to exchange pics straight away or fairly early on at least. Send me something better than hi. Also if you made it this far, send me your favourite place to vacation.