Here we go again...

About me :-):

I work in data analytics, am a high-earner. I'm introverted, independent, and imaginative and like reading (my favorite authors are Ottessa Moshfegh, David Foster Wallace, Shirley Jackson), writing transgressive fiction, watching movies (I'm a bit of a cinephile---my favorite directors are Catherine Breillat, Micheal Haneke, Noah Baumbach, and Whit Stillman (I also love new extremity and horror movies)), cooking, and exercising.

I also can be overly analytical and have OCD. I'm blonde, fit, and very reserved, yet a direct communicator. People tell me I have dark, morbid, dry humor. Those who understand it think I'm hilarious; others find it creepy. It takes me awhile to warm up to people and I prefer slow-burn relationships to fast-paced. I don't smile in photos, so you'd ideally not be perturbed by my cold, lifeless selfies.

I'm pretty busy with working full-time, writing/reading on my free time, and exercising while watching movies a lot, so I like guys who are equally as busy and won't distract me from my hobbies, but will still prioritize me like the catch that I am 0:-)

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Looking for:

~ Something fun, no pressure, not to rush into anything <3

~ In-person (no online or text-only relationships, no nudes, no cybering)

~ Ages 30 - late-forties

~ Someone located near upstate NY, or would be willing to travel to where I am once a month or so

~ College-educated

~ If you look or act like K from Nymphomaniac Vol. 2, you are 100% my type (https://youtu.be/Yauy9nMQU04?feature=shared)

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I'm just getting out of an 11-year vanilla marriage (no kids) and had one boyfriend during college (from freshman to senior year) that was D/S, where we did a lot of my kinks below.

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My kinks (receiving):

~ Lingerie, Uniform/costume, stockings (self); I've got a huge wardrobe of things I've never worn haha

~ Butt play

~ Bondage

~ D/S

~ Discipline

~ Orgasm control, edging

~ Power exchange

~ CNC

~ Kidnapping

~ Sleep play

~ Drugs / alcohol

~ Tentacles

~ Breath play

~ Spanking

~ Biting

~ Scratching

~ Face slapping

~ Hair pulling

~ Being told I'm a good girl

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Open to/never tried:

~ Toys

~ Watersports

~ Fisting

~ Cutting

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My limits:

~ Groupings more than me and 1 male

~ Blowjob/deep throat, swallowing, cunnilingus, face-sitting

~ Domestic servitude

~ Slavery

~ Begging

~ Blackmail

~ Cheating

~ Incest

~ Bestiality

~ Fluids

~ Degradation

~ Any sensation (e.g., tickling, etc.)

~ Gangbang

~ Pregnancy

~ Cuckhold

~ Anything that would make me look ugly

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Chat me with your photo and an introduction (location, what you do, hobbies, et cetera) if it seems like we'd make a good dynamic. I won't accept blank chat requests. Please make it clear you've read this entire post haha.

I don't use Snap Chat, won't send verification photos, and don't like to play games!