Hey!

First off, please start any and all responses with the word 'popsicle' if you decide to send me a message!

As always I don't really have a posting strategy ready to lure potential prey into my lair. I also don't have a lair, and I hope you're not prey. Instead, I shall ramble on about some values, and you might find yourself to be resonating with them.

Alright. Let's commence. I say that as if I'm ready. I'm not, but maybe by the time I post this it'll feel ready to be read.

I should probably start by saying I am of the submissive kind. It extends beyond sexual desires. Better said, sexual desires extend from my submissive nature. Well.. not with regular people around. But with a partner, I like to be able to be submissive at certain times outside the bedroom too. I am, however, not looking for a master. I don't feel like a slave. It's more that it feels like a part of my personality rather than a role I play. A part I wish not to hide, and to be reciprocated in the opposite direction by a partner.

In terms of talking to people, I prefer to not start off too big on mutual expectations. In the end it has to be fun to spend time together. If the puzzle pieces fall into place, that's a clear indication that said fun is achieved. If we can't provide that for each other, it is only fair to part ways respectfully.

It's worth explicitly mentioning as well that I am not looking for a one-time thing. Or multiple-time fuckery. I've found that I prefer a connection to occur without feeling like one party is waiting for the naughty bits. Don't get me wrong though, I'm plenty kinky, and that's definitely important to me, but the click in personalities should be the base of interest in my view. Therefore I need the unpressured time to grow sexual desire naturally for somebody. That said, I'm aware that I am not interested in a lifestyle without bdsm, thus my post can be found in this particular subreddit. It's a bit of a mixed message, a result of the assumed unquantifiable concept of connecting. One half of a message is the text that is written, and the other half is the text that is read. Do you catch my drift? It'd be interesting to compare my intentions behind my text to your interpretation of it. This extends to talking about our mutual BDSM interests. One of the most exciting parts of talking to potential love interests for me is discussing our BDSM interests in an objective way without being 'in play'. We can figure out if we have a similar idea of values within this group of kinks. However, as with our entire conversation, I want that part of our talks to also develop organically (so 'heya, what are your kinks?' does not fit into that).

The one kink I will explicitly mention beforehand is that I am a masochist. I would never want somebody to inflict pain if they are not a sadist, as that would feel extremely uncomfortable. I do, however, want to explore my masochism further, so if you have similar interests we may have that extra click to get along here.

Furthermore, I am mostly looking for a connection that could be built in real life, as I have found that to be a lot more engaging. It provides room for a deeper connection, and allows for extra depth in vulnerability which makes the whole relationship a lot more real and fun for me.

In the end its difficult to clearly put down what will work and what won't. We're complex beings with complex wants and needs. On top of that is the layer of intention vs. interpretation that I touched upon beforehand. This makes it difficult to turn what we want to find into a checklist-type message. In the end we're just going to have to talk about it and see if we click.

Communication wise I like to use Discord since it allows for voice calls as well. Do you use discord? Whereas I don't want to immediately add people on discord, I do find having call a fairly good way to gauge whether we get along. Also, appearance wise, I am heavy and tall. I do not mind if that's not your jam, it won't hurt my feelings! I don't have many preferences for you appearance wise, but I do generally prefer men my height or taller (5'11"/180cm). I do see how that is a bit shallow, but for the sake of being honest I've included it here. Other than that, I have broad tastes.

Alright, that's enough rambles for now. Hopefully I didn't deter all of you with my whirlwind of a post. I look forward to talking to you :). Lets have a laugh together, shall we?

Now, in true last paragraph style, let me throw out a major plot twist. I don't actually want you to start your response with the word 'popsicle'. It was all a ruse to implement a thin yet hopefully at least slightly effective filter for my inbox. Please say the word 'yahtzee' instead.