39 [M4F] #Alabama/ Anywhere - Southern Boy Who Enjoys Mozzarella Sticks, Hot Wings, and Treating his...

39 [M4F] #Alabama/ Anywhere - Southern Boy Who Enjoys Mozzarella Sticks, Hot Wings, and Treating his Sub Right

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Author Summary

Caine8088 is a male age 39 looking for a female in Alabama

Post Body

Looking for: for a sub to call my very own

About me:

Teacher (I teach elementary gifted kiddos)

Terrible Comedian (I have the dad joke bible and quote it religiously)

5'8" - (Perfect spooning size)

200lbs of lumpy gorilla muscle (I wish I had six pack, but I love to eat)

Excellent Breakfast Cook (Eggs Benedict is my specialty)

Animal Lover (I have one Boxer named Scarlet)

Winner of a Beauty Contest in Monopoly

Car and Home Owner

Intermediate Powerlifter (I hope to compete one day)

Novice Strongman

Perfumist

Spider Killer

Reviews:

5 Stars: "A perfect gentlemen."

1 Stars: "Stop asking me to review you weirdo"

5 Stars: "So Sweet!" - My Friend Mike's Mom.

4 Stars: "Dad Jokes are On Point!".

3 Stars: "Impeccable etiquette, but lost 2 stars for liking pineapple on his pizza."

Author

Account Strength

80%

Account Age

8 years

Verified Email

Yes

Verified Flair

Total Karma

331

Link Karma

284

Comment Karma

Profile updated: 2 days ago

Posts updated: 5 months ago

Caine8088

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r/BDSMpersonals

Post Details

Location

Alabama

They Are

a male

Age

Looking For

a female

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Posted: 1 year ago
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