Good day fine active or lurking females of the Reddit community.

Life has become a little bit all too predictable and that is not what I crave. I will also say, clearly, from the get go I am in a long term relationship - this might not sit right with you, I respect that but please do not message if it is an issue!

This is fair from my first time on a place like this, it probably won’t be the last either. I don’t want to change your life for the worse but I would be a liar if I said I didn’t want to enhance it.

So a little about me; I’m 6’6, stockily and powerfully built. I am no gym rat, nor a Dad bod - maybe a frame like a rugby player. I have a shaved head, stubble, green eyes with glasses,short beard, hairy chest, huge hands - the fingers are long, thick and dexterous. Thick, powerful and muscular thighs (I’m not a leg day avoider), I am above average length, very thick girth and those rare phallus enthusiasts have said it’s a nice specimen (they all look the same though, right?).

I am not super hardcore. Blood is designed to be in your body, waste product in the toilet and your dignity was also meant to remain in tact.

Spankings, control, overload or denial are great, cum play is awesome to name a few things I enjoy.

Respect and trust is important to me. I want you to feel safe, know that agreed words are said in the moment and not in day to day conversation

My day to day vanilla likes: I love food - I am better at eating it than making it, love animals - especially dogs. I am a football fanatic (you don’t have to be and nor do you need to chat about it but it makes me, me), I am a data lover, I love a good pub, I am deeply cheeky, sarcastic and dark humoured. I find laughter in dark recesses and I often say the things most think but dare not say out loud!

Who are you? I must say, I am largely personality lead. Your age is not super important (Initially foolishly assumed it didn’t need saying but 18 ), your body type is not either but I’d like someone who has an interest in working out as it’s a daily ritual for me. I’d prefer if you were not single but if you’re sensible and discreet then it’s absolutely fine.

The things that I am absolutely sure about are; be chatty, curious, I respect the need for caution but I don’t want to guess your name or be given an alias, be willing to share pictures - I won’t ask for them - but equally I don’t want to share and wonder if you ever will.

Please don’t give me one line or one word answers as whilst I am not a ghoster, that behaviour after a while just leads me to give up.

Ideally be in the UK or close as time zone navigation is hard and maybe one day we’d like to have a coffee and see where it leads

So that’s a little about me, hopefully it’s enough to spark curiosity to know more.

I’m off to stare out the window for a while and contemplate why you’re Polish if you’re from Poland but if you’re from Holland you’re not “Hollish”.

Chat preferred over DM. Hopefully I’m your cuppa tea, coffee, fancy chai pumpkin spiced latte or whatever cool folk order at the face of a barista.

Thanks for reading. I’ve been decent, you’ve been amazing if you got this far!