I did this once before. I truly tried to sit and let myself imagine that you existed. That you were real. And sort of absentmindedly scrolling through Reddit at personal ads. I don’t think I’ll do that this time. Instead I imagine all the people reading this who this doesn’t apply to.

In searching for the right person I’ve attracted lots of the wrong ones. I don’t know how you continuously look for some sort of kinky soul mate to dedicate your life to worshipping who also enjoys watching you gangbanged without attracting a lot of the wrong people. It’s the wanting to be gangbanged. It attracts cucks, it attracts bulls, it attracts Doms who think they can break me into wanting a monogamous relationship. Just a lot of the wrong people. Everyone is lovely though. Except for the ones who are not.

What matters, though, is I am not the type of person who seems to know how to attract the right person. I like sex and enjoy guys jerking off to my nudes. I don’t know how you attract the right person when you’re digging through a see of men claiming to be the one.

In hindsight, this has been partially my fault. So I will try to make it very clear what I don’t want and what I do want. I’m going to try and make it very specific. So I don’t have to keep trying to find the right person through all the noise.

What I want: Someone who is ambitious and accepts that I am. Someone who puts effort into their work and life. Someone who is patient and accepts that I require patience. Someone who is kind to me and to others. Someone who will love me for the way that I am. Someone who will forgive me to the mistakes I will inevitably make.

What I don’t want: I don’t want people who are married or people who don’t want to get married. I don’t want people who don’t want kids. I don’t want people who are unable to support kids. I don’t want people who are mean to waiters. I don’t want people who go on transphobic rants. Or conspiracy theory rants. People who have like a darkness or anger that lashes out towards others in ways they are unable to control. Don’t want that. I don’t want someone insecure in who they are and what they want.

In hindsight, I don’t really know if any of that was that specific but I did my best. This is getting very long and I have yet to mention kink. Something of like a DD/lg but like with stag/vixen aspects. Yeah. That’s probably the best way to describe it. Like a dominant daddy who spoils me and takes care of me and uses me to sexually to please himself and others. Preferably with some sadistic and rapey aspects. With a splash of bratty tendencies.

Okay. I guess we will see if this works 🤷🏾‍♀️