Hi, you can call me Anne. I honestly have a very hard time talking about myself, so this post may be a little... weird. But, that's me - I'm an absolute weirdo, and I wouldn't want to represent myself any other way. I'm looking for a genuine connection with you, and if it wasn't obvious from the title, I want something that's going to last a lifetime. I know that it's a tall ask, but it doesn't hurt to look! So, I'm just going to jump in.

About Me - Physically:

I like to describe myself as curvy, but have been repeatedly told that that's disingenuous - some have even gone so far as to call me "tiny," but I just believe that they were playing in to my desire to be much smaller than them. I'm 5'6", just over 130lbs at the time of posting this, and white with light eyes & short, light hair. I'm squishy - but fit enough to push you to finish that 12 mile hike with me, even though I may be huffing & puffing myself. California is great for views, and speaking of spectacles... I have a more alternative look, and am one of those girls who can shapeshift with wigs & makeup. So, if you're looking for your conventional IG model - you won't find her here. However... people have never been displeased with my posts on my main account, if you catch my drift.

About Me - Mentally:

I'm not perfect, and I don't expect you to be. In fact, I have some pretty big downfalls, and in the interest of what I'm looking for as well as full transparency -- some days, I will need a little extra reassurance & help. I don't want to post struggles like that openly, but will share them pretty quickly once we start to get to know each other. Not religious. Outside of that, however: I'm a very creative person, who finds most of her enjoyment from her hobbies. Sewing, baking, reading, and papercrafting of all kinds top my list most days, but you will most definitely find me vegged out on the couch with a movie playing on one screen, video games on the other, and my arizer on the coffee table, too. And yes - a two screen living room is a must for a couple who games together. If the idea of that sounds silly to you, I'd just back out of this post now, because it's going to get more wacky from here out.

About Me - Sexually:

Well, obviously, I'm a brat. I don't want to talk too much about my kinks, and I feel myself needing to answer the kink list questionnaire with sentences instead of colored dots... but I'm going to try to cover the "important bits" here.

Must-haves:

• I need to be kissed; not just pecks, I need you to kiss me. With tongue, with passion, like you get oxygen from the inside of my mouth - make me whimper for you like a teenager again.

• CNC

• Spanking

• DD/lg

Definitely nots:

• Blood, scat, puke

• Diapers

• Beastiality

Fantasies, desires, etc:

• Embarrassment - in every way. Show me off to your friends, grab my ass in public, proudly announce that I'm your little porn star to the world, spread my cheeks & watch my asshole quiver... which brings us to:

• My anal virginity - I've been saving it for the right person, my forever person. I want you to push my limits and break me until we both finally give in one day.

• Mild watersports... I wanna watch you pee, okay? Eventually. I like teasing. Working up to things.

About Me - Baggage:

There's always a catch. I'm not single. The relationship is dead, and he wants me gone, but I can't live alone. I want to live almost a full 1950s dynamic with you, with obvious DD/lg undertones, and without the kids -- he doesn't want that at all.

About You:

You say what you mean, and do what you say you will. If you tell me you're going to call me, call me. If you tell me you love me, love me. I can't trust a Daddy Dom whose word means nothing. I want to dedicate my entire life to you - if I can't trust you, we have nothing, and I want everything with you. I just need your help to achieve that. Preferably, you are at least a teensy bit attractive, and able to join me in some outdoor activities. Pics do help, and yes, I know that's fucked up to say if I don't have any on my profile - but its the truth. And in the spirit of truth, I'd rather you not be too well endowed.

If this post speaks to you, please reach out with the word "capybara" in the subject. I'd like to know a bit about you - you don't necessarily need to match the fervor of my post, but I need to know that you see me, and I want to see you. I will say, however, that from previously trying this - what works best is someone who actually does match the post a bit more - it shows that you read it, and that you're interested in the same things as me. I don't want a hookup, and I don't want to see you having posted that you're looking for one literally 20 minutes before messaging me, you know? I don't want you writing your initial message with one hand, just one mind. It's like if I hop on your profile and see thousands of comment karma from you simping over other creators... just be a quiet observer, or message me from your main account so I don't get embarrassed for you lmao. I want something real, not something for you to get off to when you're bored - but those of you who want the same thing understand me by now, I'm sure. It's why you're still reading. Today I made meatloaf & mashed potatoes for dinner - imagine if you were going to bed with a stomach full of that, drained balls, and a lil weirdo lightly snoring on your chest? It sounds kinda nice, I'd say.