Haha. Yes. A D&D joke. Very witty, I know. As the title implies, I’m a straight-ish guy, 26 years old, and just an absolutely massive nerd with a passion for PC games, roleplaying, writing, reading, wargaming, et cetera.

I have an unhealthy obsession with dwarves/dwarfs/dwemer/squats with Dunmer coming in a firm (but respectable) second place.

I’ve lived on a horse farm my whole life, & am just over 6ft tall and 260lbs, so I could have “rural” dad bod if you squint (though I’m more what the medical community insists on labeling “obese” for some reason). I’ve got a picture or two up of me on my account page as well, so give those a look before doing anything rash!

I’m looking for a relationship, not a hookup, and I don’t drink or smoke, so there’s that. I’m also very kink friendly, to say the least (probably more than you).

More than anything else, my main hobby/interest is roleplaying and writing stuff for the settings I RP in. I started RPing as a preteen on Nationstates, before migrating to the Lord of the Craft MCRP server, from there heading to LOTRO, then WoW, then ESO, then Neverwinter Online, then the Gildorym and League of the Kraken MCRP servers, before finally returning to ESO.

Being totally up-front, I’m not interested in a larger girl; I like somewhat curvy and thicc girls as much as the next guy, but anything more than that I’m not super into. Nothing against chubby or overweight girls, Lord knows I’m a big bastard myself, but that’s just what I like. I very much prefer short girls, having a thing for size differences as I do, but it’s not by any means a requirement. I also prefer girls around my age or younger, but I don’t mind slightly older women so long as they don’t mind age-related jokes. I am shamefully attracted to pale girls, geek/gamer girls, e-girls, alt-girls, and tomboys, so if any of those suit your aesthetic that’s a big plus.

I know that I’m not going to be everyone’s cup of tea, but maybe I’ll be the right one for someone. Feel free to hit me up if you’re interested, or if there’s something I’ve forgotten to put!