Hello out there,

Never quite sure how to start these things, but let's give it a go.

So, as hinted in the title, I'm a freak/sexual deviant/blah blah insert your standard all-purpose perv description here, but I'm also...normal. Like, normal in the sense that I can have intelligent conversations on a variety of topics, that I have a wide and diverse set of nonsexual interests, that I don't code as an obvious bro Dom/Daddy whatever terms you want to use.

It makes things tough, you know? I know myself, and I know what works for me. My desire for kink isn't something tangential or optional; it's an essential component of a real connection that satisfies me physically and psychologically. At the same time, there has to be more than that, genuine interest in each other on a human level, the ability to talk about any and everything. I don't want something so cold as a checklist of kinks we both hit sufficiently, but hitting those boxes does matter.

So where can I find that? Reddit, of course (probably not, but worth a shot).

Anyway, a little about me -- tall, fit (goes to the gym and can toss you around), medium-intelligent, funny depending on your preference for dad jokes, sexually voracious, openminded, easygoing (save for when we want not-easygoing in the context of a dynamic), attractive (if you like bearded white men). Looking for fun, friendship, connection, volcanically hot sex, possibly more.

I've been lucky enough to experience several good dynamics over the years, and for me what's most satisfying is the turn-on-a-dime quality of one that really works. Dancing on the line between tenderness and aggression -- one minute talking and laughing, the next your panties around your ankles as I smack your ass crimson and you beg for permission to cum. When it clicks, there's nothing like it in the world.

Anyway, if any of this sounds intriguing to you, by all means get in touch. I'd love to hear from you -- good luck finding what you're after regardless!