...but I'm also happy for you to help me work out the kinks and show me the ropes.

Okay, after that howler I'm sure even the most masochistic sub is looking to hit me with a paddle. At least it wasn't the one about Santa. Here is what I'm looking for:

So, there we are together. We've just finished a nice walk in Lake District. Nothing too crazy, and we make it back with plenty of time to stop off at a little cafe. I'm having a sandwich and ordered you an omlet. You made fun of the fact that I forgot the plasters and my feet hurt, again. I make fun of the fact you think those are real hiking boots. By the time we are done with our meal it is cold out, and we have an in joke about me lending you my jacket. You put my jacket on and I smile. I enjoy taking care of you, and you enjoy that I've gotten sweaty and you can smell me on it.

We return to our little guest house, and, as we discussed on our walk, you kneel by the door inside. What happens next? Well I said I was sadistic, but I'll keep this somewhat PG-13. I spank you, I take you, I use every hole in your body to please myself because you are mine, in exactly the way I like.

Then we clean up, snuggle, put on a movie and chat shit about everything and nothing until we doze off.

Let's get the must haves and hard limits out the way early on to save some potential heartache. I'm looking for something in the context of a LTR, short of permanent TPE but not bedroom only. I require oral, including ingestion of semen, verbal and physical humiliation and degradation, as well as openness to anal and watersports. Multiple partners are a no go, as is anything likely to cause permanent damage. So is anything involving non-consenting third parties. I'm 40, a male dominant, I have experience in years but not in terms of number of partners as I'm serially monogamous. I'm overweight, and I never want children. I'm not religious. I am 5'9". I make terrible dad jokes. Your level of experience is unimportant, as are your looks, height or weight. How well our personalities mesh and we connect is what will be determinative which really requires some time spent chatting and seeing how things go.

Sound like something you are interested in? Drop me a message.