Need a spa day? I've got you. I'm from the East Bay Area, but my favorite spa ever is this little place in downtown Santa Cruz called the Tea House Spa. Their private baths with a garden view are amazing and come with free tea. I often visit both alone and with friends and every time this spa rejuvenates my body and spirit.

I've been making some cash lately and feeling sociable, so I'd like to extend an invitation to the ladies here who deserve a spa day. We can meet up at the location, or I can provide transportation. I very much enjoy treating people to a good time free of charge. Let's book a date that works for both of us and enjoy this establishment.

I'll need to chat with you beforehand enough to get a read on who you are and whether or not you're real. Any female identifying people may apply, just message me. I might take a few hours to respond, (I'm a working man) but I promise I'Il get back to you.

A free spa day?? What's the catch? The Tea House Spa has a strict no clothes policy to maintain bath cleanliness. That's right, nakedness is required.

The Tea House Spa also has strict policies disallowing being loud/disruptive, sexual conduct of any kind, and drug use. Violation of these result in a fine and getting kicked out. As I love this spa and want to keep coming here frequently, so rest assured that I'll be on my best behavior, as you should be too. I won't break any rules and if you do, I may ask you to leave. As nice as it is making new nude friends, I won't risk being barred from the establishment because I brought a disruptive guest.

Obviously we'll be completely exposed, but I'm not a creep and promise not to make you feel uncomfortable. I'm looking forward to enjoying the bath and the company. No physical contact is required or expected.

All who know me describe me as a kind, fun, open and honest person who'd never hurt anyone. This spa makes me feel tranquil and l'Il provide a relaxed, neutral energy to the scene. I know that you'll enjoy this experience to the fullest, courtesy of a kind stranger (me lol). Besides, even if you get cold feet, I'll still enjoy my spa day haha!