The leaves are changing and one billion apples are falling from every tree in the Pittsburgh region. The doctors have retreated to an undisclosed safe location. That must mean it's time for my semi-annual personals ad!

Here's a curated selection of what I bring to the table:

• a tendency to be maybe a little too thorough
• switchy with plenty of experience both topping and bottoming
• more of a service top when topping, more into being gently topped when bottoming
• haven't had a rope bottom in a little while so my rope topping skills are getting rusty, but would love to polish them up
• interested in exploring group play/co-topping/interesting power dynamics, since I've never done it before!
• totally into just doing a kink scene, but also appreciate it when sexual contact is on the menu
• have internalized feedback about my value as a human being tied to how well I do things for other people (but I'm working on it) (see also: being a service top)
• consensually nonmonogamous
• leftist as fuck so I can deliver sexily whispered monologues about carbon taxes, historical materialism, and universal basic income as part of a weird scene ^{maybe we can do a socialism/capitalism D/s scene idk}
• so, so many lame, shitty jokes. Yes, I would absolutely love to torture you by telling you a shaggy dog story, thanks for asking
• have literally never sent an unsolicited dick pic
• up to date on all my shots
• my lovely and squishy lumberjack/dad bod is precisely between 1 Andre the Giant and 1 Simone Biles in length and comes with luxurious wall to wall carpeting, perfectly paired with a warm affect for luxurious aftercare snuggles
• cool with different genitalia but a modest aesthetic preference for femme and enby presenting folks

Not included:

• desire for SWERFs, TERFS, or willing participants in the police-military-industrial complex
• actual sadism- I can act tough but will likely need reassurance after
• ability to digest invertebrates 🦐

We can talk more about specific likes and dislikes, but here's a pretty good overview: https://m.imgur.com/a/zW7hDf1

If any of this makes me sound like somebody you'd like to hang out with, send me some words!