Pretty standard stuff really. Single guy seeks single girl to see if they can lovingly tolerate each others quirks enough for a possible long term relationship with some ropes, paddles and a harness gag thrown in for good measure.

SFW stuff

As easy as it would be to write ‘Suave, tall, dark, incredibly handsome millionaire with garage of expensive cars, a yacht and large overseas property portfolio’ as a description, that’s not what’s going on. It was easy to write, though.

It’s more along the lines of 6’ 2”, ranges between clean shaven and bearded, slightly heavy in the middle but doing something about it, couple of vintage vehicles and a mortgage.

Plus points; - competent at using a washing machine, vacuum and cleaning dishes - good personal hygiene - hasn’t (knowingly) killed anyone with my cooking - not an axe-wielding murderer - dog and cat friendly - reasonable success rate fixing things (we’re talking material things here, like electrical things and cars. Not world poverty or a mates series of failed relationships) - full set of limbs and appendages (all mine and currently attached to the rest of my body, not a freezer full of spares)

Also able to quote Futurama and Rick and Morty on demand and comes with a sarcastic, slightly dark, sense of humour. Music tastes range from Bach to Pink Floyd to Bring Me The Horizon. Works in engineering, easy going and pretty open.

Definitely more of an evening meal in a pub person than a club person, likes walks in the countryside and watching a good film in equal measures.

NSFW stuff

Kinks; more D than s, restraint (rope, straps), predicaments, impact play, spanking, some pain play.

Limits; not into pee, poop or vomit, ageplay, TPE or blood.

Not a definitive list, by any means, and there will be others to add to both lists as they are explored.

I’m not after a 24/7 BDSM lifestyle, for me it’s a release to be enjoyed with my partner.

I would like more of an opportunity than I’ve had in the past to practise with rope. Some well thought out and laid ropes on a bottom really looks good and accentuates their features.

Looking to actually meet up at least once, so definitely from the U.K., Kent or East Sussex would be pretty groovy.

Hopefully there’s someone out there roughly my age (give or take 3-5 years) that hasn’t been put off by this post. If so, send me a message. If you want to meet up and see this slightly strange guy for yourself, the coffees are on me.

Thank you for reading to the end, stay awesome.