I love a woman with natural body hair. Something about it is so wild and subversive; it turns me on more than anything else. I enjoy running my fingers through fluffy hair and feeling it tickle my nose. I want you to ride my face and smother me in your massive muff. Make me smell and lick your sweaty pit hair. Let me tease your bum fuzz with my tongue while I eat your ass. I want to get lost in your lady fur.

A bit about me: I live in central Maryland near Annapolis. I’m tall, dark, and handsome-ish, white, and cis-male presenting (but my gender identity is more nuanced than that). Got dat dad bod, but I’m reasonably healthy and attentive to diet and exercise. I have all my hair and teeth; I mind my hygiene; I wash my hands frequently. I’m liberal, vegetarian, clean and sober. I’m a licensed professional with a bachelor’s degree. I have a wry, dark, sardonic sense of humor. I'm introverted, but charming. I'm a total music snob. I love small dogs. For fun, I go on hikes and long walks, binge-watch shows, see live music, attend trivia nights with friends, prepare cheese boards, cook, and listen to NPR. If that sounds boring, I assure you: I’m odd and snarky enough to keep conversation interesting.

I am in a consensually ethically non-monogamous relationship with one partner; we aren’t married or living together, nor do we plan to be. I am child-free with the intent to stay so. I have a high sex drive and care very much about providing pleasure and bringing orgasms into the world. I like to cuddle and chat after sex. I listen. I understand the words “no” and “stop.” I don’t balk at wearing protection. And I don’t want anyone to do anything they don’t enjoy enthusiastically.

I’m not very experienced with BDSM stuff—I’m kink-curious, but most of my previous partners were fairly vanilla—but I am open-minded and would like to hear your preferences. I have been referred to as a “service top.” However, I do enjoy the thought of a woman taking charge and making me attend to her hairy body the way it deserves to be worshiped. (However, hard pass on scat play, extreme impact play, extreme breath play, anything that draws blood or leaves permanent physical trauma, and anything that simulates sexual activity with minors or animals.)

I find a variety of ages, skin colors, and body types beautiful. I’d prefer someone perhaps within a decade of my own age, with dark hair, in reasonable-to-“curvy” shape. However, I’ll leave my options open; personality and rapport are more important than anything. Shaved legs and light grooming are fine, but I’m really looking for a full bush and underarm hair. I want the whole rug! I welcome gender-queer, FtM trans, and “het for hookups” folx.

Ideally, we will meet weekly or biweekly for fun date activities and fantastic physical intimacy with abundant communication about our desires and needs. I cannot host—I share a house with people who believe I'm respectable 😉—but I am happy to travel up to an hour or so from my location, which encompasses D.C., NoVa, Baltimore, Frederick, and the Eastern Shore.

Health and safety are extremely important to me. I will require we exchange recent STI test results before any intimate activities take place. I will ask that we communicate openly and honestly about the addition of new partners and their health statuses so everyone is making informed decisions about the precautions they use. I will also want to meet at least once—or more—for nonsexual interaction in a public place for a vibe check and conversation about what we want. ‘Cause, you know, we should probably like each other at least a little.

If you’ve read to the end and are interested, start a chat and tell me your favorite music artist. Please include a SFW photo, and I will return one in kind.