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34/33 [MF4F] #South Central Indiana - Kinky couple's belated birthday threesome fell through, wanna fill the hole?
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thedirtiesthippie are a male/female couple ages 34 & 33 looking for a female in Indiana
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Me (34M) and my wife (33F) are originally from Chicago and have been together for 13 years, she's super bi and we have threesomes often enough to feel spoiled. You can check my profile for our story more fully.

Moved to Indiana somewhat recently and still growing our harem social circle for exactly weekends like this. It was my birthday 8/7, her's 7/31, but we had to be with our conservative Christian family that week for a dry wedding that she was the maid of honor for ๐Ÿ˜’

This was totally OK as we had one of our friends scheduled to come by this upcoming weekend for a couple night sleepover of really kinky and thorough playtime, but she had some life stuff come up and now we're scrambling!

If we can't find anybody, it's no biggie, we're still gonna go get our Brazilin Steakhouse dinner, still have a bunch of anal, still going to have a great time ourselves, but we've had some luck on reddit before so I figured we'd shoot our shot!

We are both quite attractive or so we're told. Tattoos, hippie/metalhead/raver fashion, lots of smiles, laughs and jokes. We work out regularly though the wedding might have packed on a couple extra pounds, we're clean, have our own house and live just outside a very cute little super hilly and wooded tourist town. We have an open ENM marriage where we both date women together and separately, and live a D/s lifestyle as well๐Ÿชข

SO... what we're looking for:

Preferably a lady (or ladies) who are between 25-45, clean, attractive and down to smoke weed and listen to super loud dubstep while we're having as much sex as humanly possible. I say ladies because if we're shooting a random last minute shot, might as well aim for the moon and maybe hit the sky! And the wife's fantasy is a 9 girl orgy ๐Ÿคท

Thicc girls are attractive, but BBW is not what we're looking for, though personality does make a HUGE difference! I'm 5'7" shaved head, muscular dad bod with beard and tattoos, she's 5'9" with perky tits and a huge ass.

I'm self employed, she's off work til Monday so our schedule is super clear, and we have some birthday money to celebrate with as well so maybe we take you sex toy shopping or something? Open to a lot because odds of anything coming out of this is low anyways! We'll swap pics, make sure everybody finds everybody sexy, get a drink at a bar so we all can get in person vibes before we take you back to our place

Hope to hear from you ๐Ÿ˜˜

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a female
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