If you got this far, I’m sorry. I’m not the Muppet fetish weirdo I led you to believe. But that would have been awesome if I was. Just for the entertainment value alone.

TBH, I just tried a different title to see if I could set myself apart from the sea of dudes with the regular, boring, not worth responding to titles. I’m not going to pretend I’m not looking for sex, but it’d be a bonus if I found someone with common interests that we could connect on besides just my dick. But that wouldn’t be bad either.

Public me: For the outside world I'm successful, reserved, well liked and have my life together. I'm 35 years old, married (she knows), 6'3'', fit but not jacked, attended top undergraduate and graduate schools, well traveled, speak 4 languages, and have a range of eclectic interests. I've had past vanilla girlfriends and a large circle of friends who just know me as exactly I've described above.

Private me: In the bedroom, I enjoy control and I take over. I'm sadistic, rough, somewhat manipulative, demanding and unpredictable. Beyond the physical, I crave having someone to mold and make better. I want someone to use and control yes, but I also want someone whom I can help improve; to help her achieve her goals, set timelines, establish objectives and administer punishments if not met.

Public you: Bubbly, cheerful, well educated, intelligent, on the path towards a great career or degree, you have good friends, a loving family, a leader, a feminist and for all intents and purposes a well put together strong woman.

Private you: No one would guess what goes on inside your mind. You find yourself in a state of turmoil or indecision. There's an emptiness. You feel a deep need to let go. There's dark thoughts, sometimes you can't understand them. But you recognize your urges, your need. You want a firm hand to grab the metaphorical leash around your neck and lead you. you want to give up control, you want to be told what to wear, you want to used... above all else you want to please.

Why am I doing this? Two reasons: a) connection and b) stress relief. I lead a busy high stress life and I find having a place to express my sadistic side is a wonderful source of stress relief. If the idea of being a human stressball is appealing to you, you move to the front of the line.

How do we proceed: We get to know each other and then move to a different platform. If you're in NYC, we can meet up in person. I find myself attracted to girls who are in shape or actively working towards getting in shape. Open to all races and ethnicities.

Next steps: Drop me a note with your age, location/timezone, a short description of yourself and the name of the last book you read and we can go from there.

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