TL;DR: Just some tired dude trying to find a half decent connection at best. I'm not out to try and impress anyone. If you have a disdain for games, movies, banter, cars, or humor as a whole just pass me up. Also, if you're a fan of one sided conversations too.

I'm attempting to find new actual friends and possibly a relationship, if it happens. The people I have spoke to over the last several years of my life are either too busy or are different people now. I miss having someone to talk and complain to everyday about whatever that seemingly care, y'know? At this point I'd take having people to small talk with lmao

I will say it would probably be ideal if you could relate to like the older online era. I mean, we're talking like peak CoD lobbies, Habbo, and similar shit. Idk, it seemed like back then people were more fun. I've found they're usually less sensitive too tbh

Honestly, I could care less if it's SFW, NSFW, or a mix when it comes to conversations. I'm relatively open minded in general and don't take to getting offended easily for the most part. The only things I ask are for you to be somewhat close to my age, honest, and relatively blunt. I mean, bonus if you can relate to the tired feeling. Well, that or if you can tolerate it at the very least. I don't want to list an absurd amount about myself, because I feel that ruins actual back and forth to a degree, personally

About You:
• Non-sensitive and can handle banter, jokes, and memes while also returning

• Somewhat available and able to reply in a decent amount of time

• Has an ability to express interest or converse about hobbies that aren't your own (on average used to people just passing by half of what I say)

• You can be equally boring as myself or worse tbh, as long as there's back and forth. If you're some mass extrovert then I can live vicariously through you in contrast lmao

• It would be cool if you enjoyed sharing music. I'm always looking for new stuff for my playlist

• You enjoy movies

I will say none of these are requirements. They're extremely preferred though lol

About Me:
• I turned twenty-six early this year, and feel awful. Regardless, quarter life crisis is still persisting lol

• I have relatively awful internet. So, games take forever to update, think a day or two depending. Also, at some point I want a sim rig (not an over the top one lmao)

• Tends to enjoy most forms of comedy, wether dark / offensive / dry etc I agree with the stance of jokes being jokes

• Meme Archivarius and Aficionado

• I've been learning Norwegian for a few months now

• Cold weather / temps wins over hot weather / temps every time

• I have an absurd amount of hobbies; but, obviously frequent some more than others. So, the likelihood we at least share one in common is very high

• May as wells be a bottle of mental health issues, namely severe depression and general anxiety. So, if you struggle with mental health it's no issue. Honestly, would probably be nice if you can either relate or understand

• Sleeping is a struggle my general sleep schedule is subpar

• Believes Elon Musk will end up creating catgirls, sooner or later

• Replies as quick as I nut

So, aside from all of that, feel free to ask me anything you'd like to know about me. I'm a relatively open book. If you're out to try and steal my identity you'll probably just end up disappointed lmao. Hopefully this finds you well, my dudes. Feel free to send me a chat (´• `")ゝ